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I am sorry to inform people on Chat that their has been some one on here ( No Name No Pack Drill" who has been systematicely "Perloining my Clothes" To Wit,One Pointy Hat Bent at the Top. One Wizards Cloak and one pair of Shoes with pointed up toes.The result of this ( If they are not returned Forthwith) will be the Sight of a Wizard hurling around Chat "Naked" searching for his Clobber.This will not be a pretty sight, Un-nerving for some and for the more delicate and puritanical on here liable to give them Palpitations or a touch of the "Vapours" So please let me have them back by return,certain things are getting rather Chilly a this moment,they could even "Wither Away" thank you so much for reading this ,i hope some-one returns them.From a Very Chilly w Merlin. :o)>.pmsl. All replies will be treated in cofidence.( No rude ones please keep it clean.)

Not guilty your honour, pointy hat, you mean this one on my head, well you see, it's a bit of a long story....it all began............. wmsl Merlin......

Oh no Merlin.................how awful!!!! *shocked*

Give them back at once whoever you are, we really don't need a naked Merlin whizzing about the place:))

*averts eyes*

That's shocking Harry - mind you don't catch a chill now lol xx

Shuts eys in fright (peeps through fingers )
lol
Not a happy wizard
Do hope you can cover your dignity with your wand

Its the wand I,m worried about,wnen its Cold It does,nt work very well,I,m worried about it, The Magic tricks will never be the same if its not re united with its owner, I wonder Whats Happened to Jen, I bet She,s the culpret.**M** woe is me.pmsl

Avert your Eyes,Its not a pretty sight,all sorts of things shaking and wobbling about, had to put on some old ones,full of holes where I cut out the Moons and Stars,Its rather draughty around the Nether regions now,and the Hat, Well its more like a half eaten icecream cornet now. **M**.pmsl.

*shudders and throws dog blanket over Merlin* lol

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oh Kitty,dont deprive the poor dog of his blanket
lol

It's alright................she has a clean one somewhere:))

*worries about the mud on the one Merlin's got*

It will help to hide his warts

That's good...............put a slice of potato on the wart then bury it when it's a full moon ( the potato, not the wart)

*confuses myself and goes for a cuppa* lol

Dont bury Merlin though Kitty
lol

Blushes >>>>>>>>>

Passes some 'Fans' from the Fan Dance through the Cyber Hatch, some veils too lol, not see through! x

Sqwished hat found in main road outside Merlins local pub. lol

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ne mind anything else...........put some socks on.........them toes are not pleasant to portray........

Bob

~~ waves to Arctic Blonde

Luvin the squished hat Stevie! roflol

You're right Bob, look lol! Ducks! >>>>>>>>>

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hehehehehebe
evil chucle bud runs amock,
being so tiny all that was see was a pair of dirty
feet under a hat