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WHOS NOT MAD

I don't know, are you?! >>>>>>>>>runs fast!

not me

Morning Sir morning Shimms

Did think you were the only one who was MAD
but no there are a few of us who are mad so you are in good company

:)))))
Jenxx

No ,you have me for company ;~}

How do you know........they say that those who say they are not mad, maybe are..... have you a paper to say you are not mad ?

morning Jen hows you

hello mad Sally lol

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No ,you have me for company ;~}

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gives blue a funny look

Hi Sir
I'm fine. ~~~~~ thank you for asking

Jenxx

Morning Keith........not mad........eccentric.......lol

“Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press - no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on line.

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you”

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I'm zany if that helps, dippy too lol!

I mean, look at my name ... who else in February would be walking around with Mistletoe!

psst, tis GR's fault, they seem to think tis my real name. Ohhhhh, perhaps it is, off to check my birth certificate lol! >>>>>>>>> wmsl

Grandad,perss 2 for me please....lol

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Thank you ;~}

Oh gosh, am so laughing here ..... :))

I luv your amnesia one Blue Moon

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Q: If I have amnesia, who am I, where am I from, how did I get here, who are you, where am I, what year is it and ohhhhhhh, what was I going to ask, have forgotten?!

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HI ALL
OFF FOR WEEEKEND
SNOW AT THE SEASIDE

OH IVEALWAYS BEEN MAD
HELP STAY SANE XXX