General Chat

I feel a little mean tonight, Barb, so yes I would like to see you get in trouble:)) I'm going to bed now but I'll look in tomorrow morning and see if you are still around. Nite!!

Sue xx

At least you're honest Sue, lol

Night hun, have a nice sleep, don't worry about me, I'll be okay, don't you lose any sleep over me......

Barb xx

I've just thought, maybe I could try dying it and try to get the pulls out with a knitting needle,mmm

The words "Walking Disaster Area" come to mind. then again I suppose you could say it was sold by mistake on your "Boot Sale Stall" for a quid,and offer to give her that.pmsl..**M**.

That is just a great idea Merlin, I'm sure my lovely niece who is quite well built, will be overwhelmed by the fact that not only have I just ruined her new best jumper, I managed to get a quid for it on the car boot sale,....... you just want to get me beat up don't you. lol

Thank you
Barbara xx

This "Well Built" like as in Brick Outhouse or what? It might be a good Idea if she is like that to offer her a partnership on the stall,then she can frighten the punters into buying all your Dodgy gear. other than that, "Do a Runner Double Quick" pmsl..**M**.rofpmsl.xx. Ps. of course if you go to Australia they could always stick you on a beach wearing it in any bad weather instead of flying a red flag, you,d be famous.xxpmsl

She is a schoolteacher and the kids DO NOT mess about in her class, I think you can get the picture, she's lovely but can be fierce, gulp. And yes she is a bit bigger than me, but that doesn't signify because I'm a coward anyway.

My boot stall is not dodgy, Merlin, all DVD's are guaranteed by Jack Sparrow, Captain, all shoes, even though there all left feet only, can be quickly adapted to fit the right foot with a quick tap of the hammer, all reasonably priced....

They may be reasonably priced, but they,re still as bent as a nine bob note, and only fit Gnomes and Pixies,( And I,ve been relyably informed you even charge extra for the Gnomes Fishing Rods,**M**.xxpmsl

Oh come on Merlin, a girl has to earn a living hasn't she?, now look I do a lovely line in Corsetry for Men, do you want a six pack chest, then one of these corset's designed to push your belly up and give you a manly chest, is just what you need.
Retails at £46. 99p in the shops
Yours for a fiver, plus p.p.
If you want one please note, it will be delivered in a plain brown envelope, we are very discreet.

Right sorry Merlin, have to shut the stall now, and pop out, will re-open later, thank you for being such a good customer, your order is in the post. :))) xx

Don,t need a "Six Pack" I,ve got an "Eight Pack" but I ve got a 48inch Chest and have trouble getting a Bra to fit, Do you think you could lend me one of yours,it may be a bit to big, but if it is, I can always sling it between two trees and use it for a "Hammock" **M**..rofpmsl.xx

oooohh, you are cheeky, wmsl, norti person you :)) x