General Chat

As a child I thought 'Knees Up Mother Brown' was a horrible song about torturing an old lady.

The boy next door cried at 'Ferry Across the Mersey' because he thought it was about sending a stray dog away.

When I heard the song called "The going gets tough" I thought they were singing "Go and get stuffed" !!!!!!!
Maisie

I knew someone who thought Alive and Kicking was I love a kicking. That would be a totally different song...

Evenin Maisie:))

I used to think Oasis singing "Sally Can Wait" was

...Silicone Way

well not songs exactly but i did think the big flashing buffer off advertisement on here this morning said BUGGER OFF .

A friend of mine thought My simple heart was Bicycle hop...Not sure though what bicycles she had seen hopping

I was listening to Shania Twain's That don't impress me much the other day, a song I just love and have been listening to since it came out ( don't know if this counts )....then realised for the first time there were some rather rude words in it.....sheesh...even recommended it to my children

My cousin used to sing 'The Old Man Blighter'.

last week in a charity shop I saw a cotton bag and read the label prune stones. It took about a minute for me to realise it said rune stones. When I was young I used to sing to the aria form Figaro motor car motor car, why I don't know. Elaine.

I USED TO SING REVEREND BLUEJEANS INSTEAD OF FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS
OH AND FREE SANG ,"LETS MOVE BEFORE THEY RAISE THE PARKING RATES"----I thought they were saying a very very naughty word in place of parking lol

i once spent an entire journey to devon singing " because it's jelly jelly jelly jalapo!" i don't know the title of the song but i think the words i was actaully looking for is 'because it really really really could happen'. perhaps a blur/oasis song!

oh and i also thought that i want to be your teddy bear said i want to be your taliban for a few months- thought it was slightly odd that elvis would be singing about the taliban! WHOOPS!

still smiling--that really made me laugh lol

haha! trust me it didn't make my family laugh when they had to listen to it for four hours straight! i still get teased about it! :)

p.s just googled and i think the song was Blur 'the universal'

How about - -the hills are alive - for the isaralites

Hmmm!!!! many years ago when I was alad, we had to lick the insects off the ro...........ooops thats a different story...........LOl

the young girls would have a Grotto outside their door and some would be singing songs for pennies...one little lass was singing, and she had the words written down..........."I'll feed the sane"....

"auf weidersehen"

Bob

refering to a prayer, my mother in law thought "keep the sabbath and remember thou to keep it holy" was "remember the sabbath and darky poly"

We used to sing with the kids whilst driving when they were small.

Youngest's version of Dire Straits...

money for nothing and your chips for free :-))

Sue

Our father,which art in Heaven,Hollowhead be thy name.

Our Father which art in Heaven, Harold be thy name

Excuse me while I kiss this guy...

and with all due apologies to Robert Palmer, one I came across last week

Might as well face it, my d*ck needs a rub.

Off to get the Earex

S