General Chat

i converted jax i know i can do the same to you

ducks r not for eating so STOP IT!!!

you have to give them loves n kisses

i hope you never get out dickie!!!!!

pmsl lmao
xxx

oh no you wont I is married to an ex chef who makes some lovely sauces to go with me duck and the fat makes lovely roast taties.

And then all them lovely giblets inside go towards a nice bit of homemade pate.

I would never eat Dickie he gets loves and kisses or is that the wrong dickie

lmao........ just spat me tea out, xxxxx

dawnie can we still donate to coffe morning,?

kaz xxxx

Kaz
yes will pm you

rofl not tellign ya now dawnie hahaha

but but but but buttttttttttttttttttt
ducks are pets ya shouldnt eat pets its norty
and when you do norty things you should be sent to your room
and as u have been eatra norty im sending your oh with you lmao

pay back mwhahahahahaha

roast duck and orange sauce or cranberry for tea lol

Made a nice plum sauce that is lovely with it.

Stray been so long wouldnt know how to be norty with hubby but means you can have tiddler and laddo at yours, beware though tiddler dont go to sleep til after 10pm and Laddo will still be awake about 1am

We have ducks, chooks, bulls and eat them. I cannot get involved the kids love it.

how can frozen ducks be pets if they dont "duck" in time lol

there you go stray animals are for eating.

used to keep quails so cute their eggs were and bred them came out like ickle bumble bees

I love duck on a plate but don't eat ostrich

oh no dawnie defo not mine are all in bed for 7 lol lights out no tv lol

maz please dont encourage her lmao
they in the freezzer coz nasty pealp put them there
onwe thats awful ducks r pets

A duck isn't for life but it is for Christmas.

(a very bad reworking of the old Dog's Trust : A dog isn't for Christmas, a dog is for life)

Stray Have tried doing lights outr etc etc but it dont work doesnt help she is still in with us as dont have enough bedrooms .

Now maybe I should give her some duck to eat that might send her to sleep instead of being on the floor here playing with as she puts it 'a builders bum'

they fly over everymorning here and the travellers shoot at em for their lunch .
me i dont do anything lol

""slaps sally

oh dawnie baby satan still sneaks in with us now n again but hes getin better at sleepign thro
hes never had duck but ya see i been thinking "no it didnt hurt
it may be the duck keepign her awake lmaooooo

OMG maz i hope ther ento the same ones that fly over mine coz if they are they live in the park and the kids og feed them
im gona tell me kids of you lol xxx

five little ducks went swimming one day over the hills and far away one little duck went to dawnies plate and only 4 little ducks went swimming back

""scoffs that didnt even ryhme lol

Im not a poet though lol

right am off to bed to dream of yummy ducks

d x

they are durham ducks lol they fly in an arrow and make a row ..i dont shoot em not now anyway lol