General Chat

My hair is looking lovely at the moment, and I feel for the fella who comes round the front when he sees the face underneath! What's left of me is plump and cuddly, I refuse to be fat! Getting shorter though and dont like that. Jean

Now, not that I'm a gambling person, but I'll bet that somewhere, there's a thread been started by a bloke, stating roughly the same as you've said - with certain modifications! lol
I betcha ................
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RIGHT I HAVE BEEN CALLED A BIT FLAMBOIANT BY A GAY COUPLE OF FELLAS

ME FLAMBOIANT LOL#
ERR WOTS IT SORTA MEAN

PMSL Glenys ............ nah - i had to leave it on it's own for a while cos my work wasn't getting done lol

I was just coming back to say to Pink - she can't slap me - with the sad passing of another year soon to be upon me, i can bemoan myself as much as i like lolol

OMG, hope I haven't killed this thread ...........
*gets ready to grovel to Anita*
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straightens my hair change my cloths phew not before time pmsl so much lip balm on no change mind put my long blonde hair in a pony tail skimpy top no cleavage mind not lady like nice pair of three quarter trousers and fancy mules hows that pink will i do now im feeling better loving myself

Hi, just popped on briefly again, and saw this. Yep, I know how you feel, lol. BUT - and this is a very big BUT:-
One afternoon recently, I was wallking home along a secluded lane and down some steps leading to our road. There was this young-ish man (20's? 30's?) coming up. As we passed, he blew a wolf-whistle, whereupon I thought "wow! Me getting a wolf-whistle at 51!!" Then, to my horror, he stroked my backside with his finger and made a lewd comment as he carried on walking.
I said nothing, but was gobsmacked.
To be honest, I'd rather not have had a wolf-whistle in those circumstances! lol So there's two sides to the coin I guess.
(And yes, I notified the police on the non-emergency line, just in case the same thing happened to a young vulnerable girl walking on her own).
Sorry Anita, to put the dampeners on the thread, but as I say, there's two sides to the coin. :-))
*whispers* Besides, don't tell the others, but between you and me, I'm sure your Mr Right is waiting for you somewhere! Now, where is he .......
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*rubs face

Oh I do love life Diana


Just not my hair now its short, my lard a*** and muffin belly

*thinks will I be pushing it too far if I mention me stumpy legs

lol

Right the lot of you are getting a slap!!

How's a bloke supposed to find you attractive if you're so down on yourselves and not loving life????

Omg how thoughtless of them

*rolls eyes

bloody greenpeace ya think they could see from their handbooks we aint really whales, im mean come on we are a nice peachy colour not grey and we dont have blow holes! lolol

it comes to us all , creaky bones, bellies, wrinkles, flabby arms, swollen feet, water works leaky, the list goes on, what the heck, the answer is walking stick, corset, cream, long sleeve top, bowl of water, nappy, pmsl who cares just look at the bald men as well as the rest hey gotta buy a wig

if i get a whistle dare not turn my head they might be calling there dog

Well Jax - the first time it happened to me i thought they were just helping me keep an even tan ................ till i realised - didn't even have time to get me snorkle and i was spluttering all over the show lolol

Hmmmm Robin - and that's something else i don't get either lol

I;m not be unjust to myself - i have absolutely no illusions about myself so what i say is exactly how it is :O)

Yeh it is a tad they dont even give me chance to put me armbands and rubber ring on

*tuts

pmsl

You are being far too unjust to yourself Anita.

For the bravado of a wolf whistle for a youthful lady can never compare to the nod of approval that greets a fine lady of experience and timeless elegance.

PMSL Jax - isn't that annoying??

when you're just trying to sunbathe and someone insists on rolling you down the beach toward the waters edge ??/ lolol

Anita, yes i did but i was 33 when we met & that was as friends, but he made me laugh & knocked my wall down lol.


Rox, i was called a few things but not aloof lol

Errrrrrr whats romance? lol

Id just be happy that I could go out in summer clothes without feeling im at risk from someone either harpooning me or trying to get me back into the sea pmsl

Me too Julie:-)lol
I was always told I was far too Aloof!
Infact its amazing I managed to date at all!lol
It took my husband months to get the courage to ask me out!poor fella!

Aye well, but you still got your man didn't you Julie ??? lol :O))