A warning to all MEN....!! (Joke)

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Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:32
	A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY : Women are clever, evil b*tches. Don't mess with us....lol
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Colin from Hampshire	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:43
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Very Good Jules :):):):):):):) I will watch out for woman drivers in future I think lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:46
	Women are clever, evil b*tches. Don't mess with us....lol but they still cant drive ;o)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:47
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Nice one Jules :) Evening Colin :)
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Colin from Hampshire	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:48
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Hi Wild Cat :):) Surf Monkey lol your a brave man, Im a live one lol
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:49
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Colin,just what i was thinking lol :) Tin hat time
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:50
	evening colin
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Colin from Hampshire	Report	11 Apr 2008 17:51
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Hi SM :):)
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:13
	Evening All....:o)x Hey Surf....(keep thinking it say's Smurf...hehe)....Wana put your money where your mouth is...??...lol :o)x
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:19
	I know what kind of driver I am and im male well I hope :o)) buy the sounds of it not much longer LINCHED
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:21
	oh and jules yes its surf mot smurf the only thing on me thats BLUE is my uniform!! #:@}
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:21
	Lol....you'll get Linched for defo with that kind of comment....you brave brave Monkey you...lol Nice to 'Meet' you anyway.....even if I am a better driver than you... :o)x
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	Colin from Hampshire	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:22
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 3,955 Send Message	I can hear the roar of a hundred engines heading your way SM LOL :):)
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:22
	Oh....so you're a post man then....lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:26
	now that would be telling nudge nudge nick nick
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:27
	Hmmm......ummm....a get-away-driver for a bank robber who likes to wear Blue...??
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:27
	ah colin a ? is salop shropshire the same as wellington salop shropshier
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:28
	no on a serous note i am a HGV driver
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:29
	So I guess with your Driving an HGV I wouldn't stand a chance!!
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	11 Apr 2008 18:29
	wnat a bet now lol ;o)

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