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17.30 Flight From Pompey Now Boarding......

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TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:25

This is your Captain Speaking.

Welcome aboard the New Super jet, fitted with mini bar, Plasma TVs, Shower & bath & poles for dancing around.

Please remain seated until we reach our cruising height of 5,280ft otherwise known as a mile high.

Above you you will see seat belts signs, when they go off let the fun begin.

The cockpit door will remain locked during the flight for security reasons & i will only leave the cockpit for a bl**dy good reason.

Thanks for flying With Fun Airways & enjoy your flight.

Clueless

Clueless Report 14 Mar 2008 17:33

Throws onboard a GR survival kit.....xx

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:34

This is a brand new Jet.

Dont need survival kit, just booze

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:35

*good job I can pick locks*

good evening captain...JJ will be joining us shortly....so in the meantime sit yourself down...have a drink... and I will start with rubbing your very tense shoulders!!!

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:36

Got barrell bolts on the door as well, 10 of them lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:38

*barrel bolts being my speciality*

you seem a little stressed tonight captain....anything wrong?

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:39

No im good, please ask the stewardess to get me a beer lol cant fly without it, i dont like heights !!!!

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:42

you don't like heights!!!!!sheesh now you tell me! lol

I will get you a beer captain...sit and relax a while...*pushes button on big plush leather seat....and reclines*

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:46

there you go captain....nice cold beer....we have a treat in store for you tonight....*winks* x

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:47

Cant wait auto pilot gonna be put on then

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 17:48

Will not fly tonight with only 2 passengers on board

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:52

your just greedy!!! lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:56

Hi JJ....he wouldn't take off anyway with just me on board :(

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:58

lol....I'm obviously not enough for him!!! :(

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 17:59

he said he was going to keep the cockpit door locked during the flight JJ lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 18:01

do you think he has done a runner??? lol

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 18:01

Still need more passengers (carbon footprint etc)

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 14 Mar 2008 18:02

well any ideas what we can do while we wait?????

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 18:07

See them poles, use your imaginations

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 14 Mar 2008 18:08

Need another beer

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