General Chat

Never swap my kids, they are my life & they also gotta look after me in many years lol

My Mum used to like watching ballet on T.V.

I was bored with it and asked her why the men didn't wear anything when performing!!!

I was banned!!!!

At a party my friends 9 year old son slept walked in too party totally naked and walked to the fire place and had a wee, even the music stopped, we wish we had a camera but everyone just stood there open mouthed. Think he may have been the embarressed one next day when he was told..lol

I bet he hopes it was a one off !!!! lol

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pairs of boots

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no frosty I can honestly say I have never been embarassed by my kids






because I don't have any kids lmao xxx

As a family day out we went to one of these old jails
made into a museum. On the walls were notices telling you about life in the Victorian prison and reasons people were put in them.
Fornication was the reason one person was in there and my 7year old read it out loud, asking what it was. I said I'd tell her later but much to the amusement of others nearby she asked again!
Ground please swallow me up!

have you got all nite!!! lol.....oh and im getting them back now pmsl

When my eldest was about 3 we were in a cafe in town and she wanted to go to the toilet so her dad took her as I was feeding my youngest, as hubby couldn't go in the ladies he took her into the gents, when they came back into the cafe (which was full) she stood at the doorway and shouted "Mammy my Daddy had a wee in the sink!!!" hubby could have crawled into a hole with embarrassment, worst of it was when he sat back down I asked "You didn't?" "No I did not" he replied it was the urinal!

The full cafe erupted in laughter at my "butter wouldn't melt in the mouth daughter".

Oh I can't wait for grandkids not!!!

I was on the bus with my cousin who was about 4 at the time and she was on my knee looking over my shoulder at the woman behind. The woman was smiling at her but my cousin didnt seem too impressed so (anticipating an embarrasing moment) I tried to distract her.

Too Late!! The woman said "hello, whats your name" to which my cousin in a very relieved voice said "Oh I thought you was a man!" We got off at the next stop!

Thanks for the laughs, so amusing.pmsl