General Chat

Can you cry under water ?

How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of mudered ?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have ?

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still a hearing ?

If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but if you take him out in the car he sticks his head out of the window ?

Why do people go up a tall building and put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?

Who's been listening to " "The Naked Scientist?"" then?LOL

Because the buildings get in the way, on the ground..LOl

these are questions that need to be answered!!! In particular, why do you feel the need to cry under water? Why don't you have a good cry before you go in the water in the first place? What is your problem, and more to the point, who the hell are you?

If a Mars Bar really satisfies, why did they make a king size bar??

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when you are in a particular town and you look at the street map it says "You are here" - How do they know you are there?

why is it called a boxing ring when its square

What does occasional furniture do the rest of the time ?

If a finger of fudge is just enough why did they make a twin pack ?

Why did my mum use to ask me when I had done something wrong...''Do you want a clip around the ear and be put to bed?""....what answer was she expecting???

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from

I have a fair bit of occasional furniture laptop - it gathers dust the rest of the time lol!!!!

Every Sat it has to be hovered and polished!!

love this - keep it coming!!!

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he do it ?

why are the Green hills so far away?

why do firms employ contractors from a distance? like a london firm hiring a firm from nottingham and a sheffield one hiring some one from wales? why dont they just hire a local firm?

Bob

if you put your hand into some water, and swish it around..........it was said that the water on your hand when you take it out, is the same water it first contacted, when you put your hand in!!
Bob

Why do you put your two cents in when it's only a penny for your thoughts ?

if you demolish a building with explosives, why is it called "Blowing UP when its obvious the building comes DOWN?
Bob

on the blowing up...........
when they demolish a factory chimney, with explosives.......the chimney invariably breaks into at least three pieces as it falls
anyone know the answer?

Why are you IN the movies but ON TV ?