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Loft floor laid,carpet down,mattress installed.
So they wont have to sleep with the dogs after all.

Mother coming with son d.i.l and 3 mini monsters,father doesnt want to travel.

Hmmm,he is only 82 and drives his lorry doing hay and straw deliveries in the local area but does not want to be driven here.

Probably wants a rest from mother more like..

Must sort out a sand pit now as last time they were here my building sand,or "construction"sand as Master Grandson calls it,was spread quite far and wide.

And find something to use as a very mini monster(18 months)stair falling down for the prevention of.


Wonder what mother will decide I dont do enough of, or spend too much time doing this time?


Mothers and sons,who would have em....sighs..

Good luck Fans...Im sure you will cope just nicely

What you cookin for lunch/dinner?

When we were children and asked mother what was for dinner often the reply was..

S**t with sugar on.

So I think I will cook her that and us something else..:)

Although I often used to tell my stepson that when he asked me what was for dinner and he always said..Yum,I like your S**t with sugar on dinners,they are the nicest..

I am now going to lose it with HID watching reruns of Top Gear instead of helping me with the fence...

Afternoon

That reminds me of what my mother used to say

"pigs poop and onions"

I said it to my daughter once when she was little and I got the reply

" Ohhh I dont like onions"

ja...x

Part melt a Mars bar and squig it up and form into poo shape

Add a spoon of sugar and hand it to mommy dearest!!!

Take video on phone and upload to FB...I would love to see that!!

OOOhh Jax + FBG - my mother would never have said such a thing !!!

Gins - That sounds very 'realistic' - How did you come up with the idea??? (I almost don't want to know the answer) !!

Did your mom say the same ??

This thread seems to be 'slowing down' - what can we do to revive it ???

Dea x

Video on phone???

We aint got a video on ours,,,Soz

Not even pics...

Out of the Ark ours are,but have a good signal here unlike everyone who comes with all their newfangled ones..

I know ...

We could 'call in a mind reader' !!!

Dea x

Preferably someone who lives in Spain, Canada or Wigan !!! - (sorry - Yorkshire as well !!) - someone who likes 'old-fashioned' sweets, chocolate and scent !!

AND.... likes old children's programmes starring the 'Banana Splits' !!

Another who 'leans on a lampost' and some 'heavy rock' chicks!!

Who can 'da dar' any tune you want and has rats, and has grand-children to stay !!

Irish connections welcomed !

Anyone connect ??

Dea x

BONUS is - you get a free morning cuppa - delicious !!!

Dea x

I think she also offers 'free top-up's' all day !!

Dea x

I would also NEVER call he Mommy or Mom.

It has to be Mum ,Mummy or Mother.

We are not American you know!

I once sent a christmas card addressed to Mom and Pop as it was of a Wild West type Scene.

Ooooooooooo Dear,

Christmas cards have to be of certain pictures.
Religious scenes only unless they are charity cards (which I now buy from the "Air Ambulance Wales"(they have helicopters on .(:)and NEVER address her as Mom again..EVER

Nope my mom would never have said things like that; she was a bit of a lady...conniving and manipulative but a lady none the less!!

You asked;

Mars bar, pool somewhere in Spain, mate swimming and then shouting Im sorry I couldnt hold it!

Mars bar floating around empty pool ;)

OOOhh - Ginns !!
Nasty - not nice - I don't want to know !!!

Dea x

Any sugar on it ???

Dea Xxx

Sorry FBG - I was addressing that bit to Gins - She calls her mum 'mom' as she is American!!

I know your's would not be called that, nor was mine !!

Dea Xxx

The crude sayings of Mothers are handed down from her mother who was born in Silvertown c1909 in the east end and could come out with some real corkers.

Gins..
Did he start eating it ?

FBG - I think if you put the 'corkers' on here, you might get us 'whoooshed !!

Dea x

Coming from East End families myself you can imagine what I grew up with...good job I don't take after them lol

ja...x

Ooh that would have been a good idea, to take a bite..missed that one

When I nipped to Tesco earlier I bumped into Jessica Ennis and we had a chat at the checkout!

Her other half is sooo hot.

And she had crisps in her trolly....naughty girl

I buy crisps at tesco's too !!

They are far better than the more expensive ones !!

Dea x