General Chat

Morning Laurie, you on line, am on msn with Joodles, where do you wish to meet, Lyn suggested we go to Narellan, cafe there, do you know where Narellan shopping centre is Shaz

Cant get msn to kick in for me Shaz, but yes I know Narellan shops . . . I will call u on your mobile when I finish jobs for Ray! luv Laurie

Are you far from Narellan Yvette? Jood

Ok then, Jood and I will be waiting Luv Shaz

shellharbour - between wollongong and kiama

Think Yvette is from Kiama Joodles

ROFPMSL :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I've been busy working on my presentation lololol Believe it or not I don't hang round waiting for every number that comes up pmsl. If I get up in the morning or come on at night and the big number's coming up then yes I keep a close eye on it but I don't keep logging on to see if it is or not lolololololol ;-) Hi Yvette nice to meet you. I am the sane one lol. Juliexx

Yes, knew she was from Shellharbour - wondered how far it was from Narellan if she wanted to meet us, thats' all. Jood

Ah Thanks Trifley for that comment I must admit I think he has matured with age, just wish I had his skinny body lol and Im with you I Dont Like Winter, although I find you can hide a multitude of (Fat) whoops sins under winter clothing hehe Jude 3 yes I think they both need medals especially Rob for putting up with me all these years but DD says, god help me when one of you go, as the other will be a basket case, nver been apart from one another in 41yrs, but dont know about you but Ive had to put up with a few little angst as well Heather I must admit I have a funeral suit as well, although I dont always use it for that, luckily it has lasted for the last 6yrs and Im lucky I can still get into it, hope it stays that way for a while, hows the stocktake coming, real pain isnt it but has to be done, happy holidaying to your daughter in NZ Smith, did someone say the name Smith? sure is a pain, try having the name and having to research it, my Mums mother was a Smith, and Robs nan was a smith, know you know why I am so batty Ah Anna you pervert you LOL, cuddles for Dixie, maybe his little toothy pegs are a wee bit tender at the moment and he will come good in a few days, congrats to Katherine Good one Jill psml Good greif Lew I also was seeing dollar signs with Terrys aids, its great that they are able to be tried and tested first Hey Devily I know what you can wear so we'll recognise you 'a Cat in the Hat' cat he he isnt that your footy colours lol, nah I dont watch House, sorry Trifley just cant seem to get into it Hi Yvette, welcome to the mad house, boy your gonna be sorry Shaz

Well there you go - she still hasn't turned the kettle on and having a fix of Wattlers first . . . you've got the hang of it Yvette !!! tee hee OK girls, will leave you to it and see you in a few hours - off now luv Laurie

i don't know how far shellharbour is from narellan , i'm not fussed on driving up maquarie pass and through robertson in the fog. i'm not that fussed on driving really. i've got an old volvo that makes me feel safe. good for camping and putting kayaks on. but out in the rain - yuk.

Morning all, That's weird, I was sure I said good morning before.!! Hi Yvette, glad you came to visit. I didn't dare tell you how mad we actually are on here incase you were frightened off!! Please ask anyone if you want to know what something means. As you have seen this morning, SOME of us are obsessive about numbers (well done Shazz) some about singing, and we all have our little foibles (cute fish Jood but how did you do the waves??)and mostly we are as mad as cut snakes :) We actually even do genes work sometimes :) off to mind grand-d again today as her Daddy is still sick and daughter has to work today so might not get on till late tonight as have to shop this evening also. have a great day all ~~~~~~~~ Vonny

gotta go, will definitely be back here. thanx 4 the welcome, hope you all enjoy the day!! x

Cmon Yvette, only an hrs drive from down there, Joodles is driving down from the Blue Mountains, come and join us Shaz

Nice to meet you Yvette - I can understand you not wanting to drive up Macquarie pass, I had occasion to drive down to Nowra recently through the mts and I was scared stiff. .. I live in the blue mountains - they dont worry me a scrap. Vonny - I copied the fish and the waves, I'm not that brilliant but I'm fantastic at copying hahaha Jood

Morning Vonny, Sorry Guys I must confess, poor Joodles was trying to get it but I beat her to the punch, you guys will have to tell me how you know when its coming up. CONFUSED Shaz

Hi Yvette, I'm Jill from Ipswich near Brisbane, I'm fairly new but felt so welcome straight away I soon lost my shyness, but in public I would certainly be the quiet one, not like some I've heard about. Those all going out to lunch have a lovely time, behave now, no! have fun. Anna has your daughter got her results yet? and to all the sickies get well soon, love Jill ps I'm going to my FHC to try yet again to track down my Irish gparents, wish me luck

Morning Jood,Laurie, Shazz and Yvette nice to meet you Yvette & welcome to the wattlenuts, you will soon be hooked on this thread (and not just for Dr Lew Lew and her magical pills) we have varied topics (which we wont go there at the moment its better for you to find these things out as we go along) which will have you ROFPYSL. These are just the loveliest bunch of ladies and I'm so glad I've met them. Shazz agree with you - love winter clothes - all those layers are wonderful for covering up from the cold (lol) Hope you ladies have a loverly lunch pics please - so we all know what we missed out on! Must do some work and in desperate need of a cuppa jude

Morning All..showering today but not to bad.. some blue around.. Welcome Yvette Reading you postings makes me feel that you will be a good match for this mad mob...We are really quite harmless but very very nice...GLad to see you have your prioritys right.. First put on the puta, then look after the kids and everyone else..LOL Gwenda and Vonny.. I will give you a ring when I get to Canberra.. Thought we could meet for a light lunch when Gwenda finishes work on Sunday..at Woden Shopping Center.. emailing you both.. Well better go and pack and get going..see ya from the nations capital soon Love to all Maryxxx

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