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Daft ...I put it to you ....you must stand trial

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Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Jan 2008 23:32

pmsl


A girl at work was going on about never wanting children....

I said i had been weed poohed and vomited on..............but I was paid good money for it.....her face was a picture......lol

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:32

Nope... but she pinned me to the floor and gouged chunks out of my arm!!! Wiv her nails... I bit her in defence, and I got the leathering, not her! Sob!!!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Jan 2008 23:30

Did you ever throw your little sister through a plate glass door ?

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:30

And how the blimmin eck am I supposed to stand straight when I have had some sadist contorting my body and half killing me??? And I paid him my hubby's hard earned cash to do it... do you reckon hubby has a contract out on me, pmsl!!!???

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Jan 2008 23:28

Did you once pin your cute little sister to coal shed door and throw darts at her ?

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:28

Well... they picked on my little sisters friend... my little sister is dead scary (ask Puss) but she was orf sick so I had to do it!! For her.

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:26

Nope... but I did put the school bully's head down the loo and flush the toilet... but someone had already wee'd in it before and not flushed.... *smirk*

T J

T J Report 24 Jan 2008 23:25

I accept i have to go on trial ma'am

I am guilty of being the oldest of three and by jingo don't i know about it ............

slapped legs for the middle one spilling perfume on my grans bed ..

" and you should have known better""" boy those words haunt me even now

lol

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:24

*puts on serious head so as to discuss the facts of life*

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Jan 2008 23:24

Stand up stright woman...tsk

Did you at any time

put your (cute ) 6 year old sisters head down the toliet and flush the chain ?

Then did you wash her hair in freezing cold water ?

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:24

*giggles.....again....*

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:22

OOOOOPs... *nips orf quickly to put on VERY BEST Bridget Joneses*

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:21

*stands on head and shows orf second best Bridget Joneses*

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Jan 2008 23:20

*giggles*

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Jan 2008 23:16

for being an older sister......the changes are ...

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