General Chat

Morning Lisa,

That just about sums me up. I've followed Caz's suggestion and printed it off to go on the fridge door. I've also joined Tinky on her thread to do the weight loss thing, so I'm just getting my cossie on and going swimming. It's weigh in day tomorrow!!

Anne

I will have them if you don't want them Dizzi,
For my bairns not me of course

OMG I JUST FOUND 2 TINS
OF CELEBRATIONS

I will have a choccie please Dizzi if your offering.
I really must start my diet Caz to shed a few pounds or more.
Lisa

I love it Lisa, and I thought it was just me, it should be pinned up in every kitchen

Caz

Brilliant!!!

WANT A CHOCCIE

Twas the month after christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The biscuits I'd nibble, The eggnog I'd taste,
Each christmas party had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number,
When I walked to the shops, twas less a walk, more a lumber!
I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared,
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared.
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese,
And the way I'd never said "No thank you", but "Please"!
As I dressed myself in my husbands old shirt,
I said to myself, as only I can,
"You can't spend all winter disguised as a man"!
So away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished,
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a biscuit, not even a lick,
I'll just have to chew on a celery stick.
I won't have a chocolate, or pudding or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonely and life is a bore,
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot,

"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD DIET"