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sorry it took so long to reply but had to go and scrub all the pans ;-)))) be fore I cooked my tea which was tasty :-))

Twizzle

*gazes admiringly at Twiz*

Tsk even I can use a saucepan to heat fings up in ;-))) and without " are you listening Kitty " burning them , well not to black anyway :-))))))))))))))))))


Twizzle

I think they are very dangerous myself..................they are a fire hazard!! lol

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Thanks, Kitty, best avoided then.

Gwynne

Donates a huge box of chocolate biscuits and a chemical toilet.

A saucepan is one of those things with a handle that you put food in to burn.................or if you're very lucky cook :)))

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*arranges collection for poor Twiz and other victims*

Just one small question arising from your tragic tale - What's a saucepan?

Gwynne

lol... The Mandarins of Foolishness!! I well believe!!

Love

Daff xxx

Daff , when I was serving in the Tanks the Tank was designed so that you could operate and live in it without a gas mask on , but whilst on exercise the Army in there wisdom used to make us ( when parked up) get out of the tank and dig a big hole and sit in it with our masks on .
oh what joy and bliss

Twizzle

Pmsl... Fortunately I never did it... but OH spent almost 50% of one tour living in his for real,.. he makes it all sound so funny, but I know it wasn't, not really!

Kitty got any more of them Choccy biccies for Twizzle... that might help him get the mask orf!! lol

;0))))

Love

Daff xxxx

will do Daff if I can get this flaming gas mask off LOL :-))))))))))))))))))))))

Twizzle

Now eat yer digestive, Twizzle, lol!!!!

Love

Daff xxx

Same old, same old then :))))

Cariad sorry but there is a fault in the tale you tell cos I know for a fact your only 5ft 7 on yer tiptoes :-)))) , and thanks for the bivvie as for the NBC kit The gasmask will do just fine thanks if I can get it over my nose

Twizzle

Hello, Angie... brilliant to see you, lovely!!!!!

Cariad...... I'll believe all the others... but not that you are English, lol!!!

Love

Daff xxx

passes spare bivouc to Twizzle, and offers him NBC kit just in case!!

Lol Kitty, he needs something.. we are going to just going to continue to ignore him at the moment.. but it really is hard... it would be funny if it wasn't our problem, lol!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Huh earthquake,crevice-thats nothing!
we had torrential rain-it rained so much the footings of my house came loose and the whole bloomin house floated away ,off down the high street out onto the main road,I had to climb out of the window onto the roof and luckily the house got wedged against a huge tree at the end of the village. I now have a new view out of my window and it is at a slant but its a nice view!!!
Angie(with a very very long nose) xx

Hi all,

you seem to be having a rib tickling day. By the way, did I ever tell you I am 5 ft 8 inches and have the figure of Jennifer Lopez (she wants it back, so don't tell her).

I attract only the best type of male friends, even Brad Pitt calls round for a cuppa on a saturday.

I live in a large country house in Cheshire, and last but not least I am english.

Joy

Rght then says he

Well after the mother -in- law left we had a hurricane which blew the house down , so I had to move into a cardboard box at bottom of road , where I lived on grit and grass , but then we had a rainstorm which ruined the cardboard , so now I live in a hole in the ground all on my own "sob sob sob " but still have my tinnies ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Twizzle

Send him over here Daff..................we'll sort him out!

He probably needs a bit of attention!?!

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