General Chat

glad to hear it, on both counts!

No I think it will be
Tuesday morning.M.I.L.seems to be
bit better today.Just spoken to her.
Hopefully I might still get a couple
of days away.
xx

fine ta,is you OH home yet?

Morning Taff
how you doing?
well I hope!
xx

morning Clueless,great to start the day with a smile,
thank you!

AAAwww bless
have a good day
xx

Yeh me too.
Doesn't make you
a bad person though
pmsl
xx

I liked No. 6 ......not sure what that says about me !

Morning Clueless

Morning June
you have a good one too
xx

Morning Clueless.
Enjoyed those. have a good day

June xx

Morning again lol
I'm pleased it made someone smile
xx

Ten Things to ponder

No. 10 - Life is s******y transmitted

No. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

No. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

No. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No. 6 - Some people are like a Slinky toy.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

No. 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NO. 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
They know exactly where one bird with bird flu is located among the millions and millions of birds in Britain , but they haven't got a clue as to where a thousand illegal-immigrants with criminal convictions are located. Maybe they should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

As usual no offence intended.Apologies in advance.

From Julie (BM)

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.

He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is
in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and
a Viagra Pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, 'What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?'

'It'll keep the sheets off his legs.

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