General Chat

Don,t know about "Taking Lunch" with all that "Veet" you,re going to put on him,he may well end up without a "Lunchbox" and that would be like Cutting your nose off to spite your face.. .M. :o))))))>

you rubbing it in his wotsit???

what if you know?? he wakes up like thinking oh eye!!! it's me anniversary she loves me!!

catherine
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Marion
hes self employed and dont take lunch lol.

Catherine when hes snoring his head off will manage it, must remember not to take happy pills so early tonight so Im not alseep before him

how you gonna put the veet on without him noticing?

unless you pretend it's sommat else of course when you got to bed.

catherine
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If he takes luch to work..put a pair of knickers in it wrapped up like a sandwich lol.

Imagine the red face when he opened it .


Marion

Dee
sure I have some of that in the bathroom will hjave a look.


Shirley cant do the fish one he might be usng my car for a few days and not having that stinking lol

this is a top thread-gonna copy the revenge bits and put em in the folder with my fundraising ideas

catherine
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Yes it's quite a good one. This was about 12 years ago now. I just pray he still has them.haa haa

Very "Fiendish" revenge you lot are planning. .M. :o)>

Veet hair removing cream on his errrrr private bits when he's sleeping.

He'll get a huge shock when the hair goes down the plug hole in the shower next day.

Dee
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pmsl shirley-heard of that one before. woman broke up with her ex, she still had the key whilst he was away went into his flat and sewed raw prawns in the curtain hem every so often-he came back stank to high heaven.

catherine
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stick a fish under the bonnet of his car!!

I stuck raw prawns in ex husbands curtain poles, the best bit was, when he moved, he took em with him..........sweet

no he won't say that dawn, send ya self some flowers interflora-bish bosh on the old credit card

blank card-put em in nice vase pride of place-

he says who's the flowers from?
you they are from you arn't they? thankyou darling.

he goes all quiet cos he knows he not sent em-so he will shut it, but deep down he's think who the hell sent my wife flowers.

catherine
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oh marion that's fantastic, a pedigree chum pie with gravy of course even onion gravy dawn

i'd deffo do that.

catherine
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sit there and watch him eat it, you could put an oxo in it. disguise the flavour beef it up lol

Marion

that is sooooooooooo tempting lol

Catherine
what do I do if he says never mind off you go?????

Dawnie,sadly you can only get it from Chemists or Maternity Hospitals, But another thing is to put Bird food on his car,then they will eat it and then crap all over it. .M.

Make him a meal he has never had before, then after he has eaten it show him the empty dog food tin. Tell him you heard it was good quality meat that went into it so you thought you would try it out. and save some money for next years anniversary

Marion

ps dont really give him it though..unless you want to lol

you know what i would do-
send yourself a gift annonymous (sp) wind him up that you got a secret admirer pmsl

catherine
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Merlin

quick whats the name of the stuff

Catherine
he didnt say anyting this morning and never remembers, bet your bottom dollar will be my fault as I havent reminded him.

Dad was trying to find his mobile number yesterday so he didnt get in trouble with me but obviously didnt ll