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Any good jokes?

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Fee

Fee Report 5 Aug 2004 13:18

I am a grumpy oul fart today so I need cheering up,God knows if Im not bored,Im grumpy!Anyway,I know if I read some good jokes then I would cheer up and get over the P.M.T!!

Sandra

Sandra Report 5 Aug 2004 13:31

it was monday morning and the great but absent minded rectal surgeon was on his rounds. Halfway round the ward the nurse nudged him and whispered in his ear. 'Sir, you have a suppository behind your left ear' 'oh damn,' cursed the surgeon,'that means some bum's got my pencil' lol sandra

Anne

Anne Report 5 Aug 2004 13:40

Lovely Sandra, lmao and that made me pmsl Lynda

Anne

Anne Report 5 Aug 2004 13:55

Fee did you hear about the bloke with 60% burns? the doctor said "Give him 2 viagra" Nurse asks "Do you think that'll help?" Dr. replies "No but it'll keep the sheets off his legs" an oldie but l like it A flasher flashes 2 old ladies in the street, one had a stroke the other could'nt reach - . Lynda

Haribo

Haribo Report 16 Jul 2005 23:39

Knock Knock Who's Threre Egbert Egbert Who? Egg but no Bacon