General Chat

A advert in one of our local papers for willy wyps, ladies rejoice a new revolutionary toilet product to help stop the guys drips and drops, when standing at the loo the wyps are within easy reach so the guys do not have to twist or bend and more inportantly do not need two hands to remove a wyp, so it goes on, I am like like Lynda a serious advert but it makes me smile sorry guys. ANNABEL

Personnaly I get away with banging it on the wall...........

BOB!!!!

LOL Bob!!!!! Christine

Bob you are making me choke on my fruit, did you ever watch the film stir crazy with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder. ANNABEL

hello bob, my name is steph ! give us ya number! haha lol xxx

I only came on to leave a message and I'm sitting here crying with laughter. Oh yes, that reminds me, I'd better put the message on LOL :))))))))))) Chrissie

Years ago my friend lived in Canbberra it can get pretty cold there she would joke her husband needed a pin to find it like a winkle. ANNABEL

Oh Maz, that's brill. Crying with laughter here! Christine

He forgot to mention it was "Next Doors".nice one Bob. Hal.

Anne you should tell your friend ,they have a place called"Winkle Island"in Hastings,He might be happy there. Hal.

Phew.........where am I , I nodded off there for a minute I was sure I was on FANTASY ISLAND!!! Glad Yo' all had a giggle,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i dont know why but for a minute i couldnt understand why a man would want to whip himself when using the toilet, then i read the end of your message, sorry dont know why i read it wrong

Oh Hell, sanitised man me. I always use a bit of bog paper! Not enough there to bang it on the wall Bob!

I've never understood why men don't sit down to use the toilet. It's not a urinal after all! I tried to teach my boys to do that, but oh, no, they wanted to be like the big boys!! I guess men aren't the ones who do the cleaning for the most part! Ho! Hum!

Got so fed up with being moaned at , I started to sit down and do it like a girlie :-) still I made sure I left the seat up when I had finished :-))

While we're on this subject then, I have just bought a LavNav for our toilet. Teenage son gets out for a wee in the middle of the night, pitch dark and obviously pees over the side of the toilet instead of into it. This is a light with a sensor that you stick on the underside of lid. Leave lid up at night and as you approach, a green light comes on to guide you into the bathroom (already pmsl here), then when you lift the actual seat, a red light shines down into the bowl so you aim at the bowl instead of at the floor. Don't know if you're laughing yet, but I've gone off on one now, roflmao.

apparantly a cork in the toilet bowl does the trick the men are so busy trying to 'hit 'it they never miss the loo!!!! i must try it out oh dear looks like i shall have to open a bottle of wine ain't life a bi**h lol Bev

Just looked lavnav up on google. Ingenious!

Her indoors has just said that she want's one for me as a Crimbo prezzie , we are both howling