General Chat

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, 'He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.' The next-door neighbor protested, 'Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.' The wife replied, 'Yes, but who wants HIM back?'

A Girl was in the hospital, her parents sat waiting in the waiting room...finally the doctor comes out. Both parents jump up, and the whole room watches. 'Is it serious?' the mom asked. 'She needs a brain transplant' the doctor replies. Both parents stand silent for a moment...then the father asks, 'How much is it gonna cost?' The brain? Girl's are 450 dollars, and boy's are 5,800dollars' All the men in the room seem to chuckle to themselves, then finally the fatherbrings himself to ask, 'Why are the boys more expensive than the girl's?' THe doctor looks at him and replies, 'We have to mark the girl's down because they're used.'

Thanks Anne Am going to stop looking and wait for him to find me but in the meantime... less of the lovey stuff!! I'm glad people are happy but how many separate threads do we need on love?!???! becx

ANY MORE THREADS ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE!!?!??!? AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Thanks Joanne Just getting sick of all this wedding/partner/lovey stuff!!! We're not all loved up!!! becx

Oh Bec, there is a great bloke out there waiting for you, you gotta get out there girl and find him. It will happen when you least expect it.

Sorry, Bec, shall try tomorrow to find a happy single one without sloppiness in it !! :) Joy

yeah.mr right is out there for you babe and it will happen when you least expect it.i thought you had a soft spot for someone on here?xxx(:

Lisa - maybe, but you still get hugs and love! becx :-(

don't knock being single becs.i would like to be in your shoes sometimes.when the old man is gettin on my nerves!!LOLxxxx(:

Sorry Joy Don't mean to sound bad about your threads - they're lovely! Just a bit sad when you're on your own! love becx

I was happily single until I was ... ummm well, until 1988 ... I was 40!!! :) Joy

Helen - I'm soooooo pathetic Lisa - Thanks honey - I wish :-(

becs i have just had a call from the lemsip man.he told me to tell you to get ya glad rags on you have pulled!!LOLxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx(:

(((((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))))))) for Bec, i love yer honey love Helenxx

Anyone apart from me? :-(

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