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Nothing there. Is that the joke? Deanna :-0))))

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin'at?' 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, 'That's some uvver bleeders job innit.' 21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, 'Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?' - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, 'Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.' 25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

Deanna.... impatient this morning aren't we????? :O)

lol I was thinking that too Diana

Pink, Have you seen 'Chavopoly' the board game? Can't post 'cos it's got naughty words in it - send me your email address. CB >|<

Hi Diana, have you seen the newcastlestuff site, just add the usual w's and a com. Its got a hilarious charva central bit on it (we call them charvas not chavs up here) and an ashington dictionary. I live just a few miles from there but dont talk like that - honest lol.

Dumpling.... think of all the oiks that go round wearing burberry and bling and that's a CHAV!! :O)

OI!!!! Wot-choo got Aginst Chav's and Nova's? EH? Eh!!! yoo Bi-arsed then? nice one though......

Dumpling Glad you asked - I didn't know either!!! Daisy

DAISY!!! Check out www(.)chavscum(.)com *Remove the brackets* Love becx

I know darling!! lol Will check it out. Love Mummy

LOL. I was indeedy, I had things to do. ;-P It was a great one Diana. Deanna :-0)))

Anyway...what the h**l is a CHAV? Deanna

OH BOY.... DONE IT AGAIN! Ifin I read froo it I wood av got it. Deanna the eejit! :-0((((

Deanna - see Bec's post below it gives you a website. Phew - not me then! Daisy

they also go round usually wearing tracky bottoms tucked into their socks. have you heard Chav-hemian Rhapsody as well? Should be able to Google it.

What a lovely image Andy. Thanks! Btw liked the brekkie site! Daisy

Lol Andy!!! We have a lot of Chavs in Essex, lots of bling (usually fake), medallions, reebok classics etc! becx

OOH ERR! I just looked. thats not very nice is it? Deanna :-0)