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I can asure you David my name is Penny, I m all woman. And I take it your not married by the answer you didn t actually give.

Yep. simple question, simple answer lol

David and Paul can i ask you both a very simple question (I say simple so you ll understand it) Are you married? Penny in Dorset

Thats about right, 2 men picking on one small defenceless woman................. Did you not learn anything today? Penny

Can I add at this point that I suffer from Selective hearing, a known fact that usually happens within days of marriage. Penny(gone slightly deaf) in Dorset

Not clever enough to change the name when you use it though Penny ;o)

Sorry Penny, Good girl I like it spending his money. Debs

very true Debs.........and I m Penny using my hubbies login name(cos Im clever and hes having to pay for it)

The reason women haven t started replying yet is pretty obv, most are on the school run or preparing to meals for there husbands return. Penny

Hello Ken, My auntie always used to say 'It takes six good men to take a man to his only grave it only takes one good woman to put him there' Debbie

now now, don't be sexist you realise that saying 'women only' is a challenge to all the men to post something ? Can you imagine the uproar if someone posted a 'men only' thread ? besides, noone else was replying, and I didn't want you to feel neglected :)

Can you not read Paul, this post is for women only, or were you worried you d be missing out on something? Penny

see, noone believes the jokes, thats why you've got no replies lol we all know its the men that suffer really...

'I do help around the house,' REALLY MEANS, 'I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket.'...........................'Can I help with dinner?' REALLY MEANS, 'Why isn't it already on the table?'........................'I'm getting more exercise lately,' REALLY MEANS, 'The batteries in the remote are dead.'.........................'Take a break, honey, you're working too hard,' REALLY MEANS, 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.'................. Penny in Dorset

..........Lets make the most of whats left of womens day......... At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.'.....................A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.......................It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.........................Marriage requires a woman to prepare 4 types of 'RINGS' : - The Engagement Ring - The Wedding Ring - The Suffer-Ring - The Endue-Ring Penny in Dorset