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A really rude joke. :-))

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A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:32

Old age sex A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. > >He asked, 'How often should you have it?' > >His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. > > >>Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. > >When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary. > >The young fellow then asked his grandfather, 'Well how about you and grandma now?' > >His grandfather replied, 'Oh, we just have oral sex now.' > >'What's oral sex?' the young fellow asked. > >'Well,' grandpa said, 'she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. > >And she yells, 'F*** you', and I holler back, 'F*** you too.' '

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:34

are u old or really old then niel!! xx

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:35

pssst Ali, it's Neil. :-)) Neil

Mandy

Mandy Report 8 Mar 2005 19:35

First time I have replied on chat board, thats really good Neil. Mandy x

Harry

Harry Report 8 Mar 2005 19:36

Have you been talking to one of my family? happy days

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:36

Welcome Amanda. :-)) Neil

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:37

sorry! dont avoid the question!! xx

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:38

Ali. I am only as old as i feel, and I feel good. ;-)) x Neil

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:39

so iv heard!!

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:41

Ali, who have you been talking too?? :-)) Don't believe a word your told about me. :-)))) Neil

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:42

oh neil!! i couldnt possible say who....

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Mar 2005 19:43

Neil, May i copy that one to the ' Women ' thread?

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:44

Bob, feel free to just that. :-)) That will get them going. Neil

Mandy

Mandy Report 8 Mar 2005 19:44

Thanks Neil, Just getting the hang of this, everyone seems to know each, is it ok to join in.........

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:45

good god man! dont u know it takes more that that to get a women going!! lol

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:46

Dee. That is very funny LOL LOL. :-)) Neil

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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:47

I thought oral sex was when you were too tired to do it so you just talked about it! lol

A. Neil

A. Neil Report 8 Mar 2005 19:49

Amanda, yes by all means, on this thread, as we call them, or any other one you find interesting. :-)) Neil

~~Ali~~

~~Ali~~ Report 8 Mar 2005 19:50

hey amanda! you'll find me hangin at the fun threads with neil and BC!! come and play anytime!!

Mandy

Mandy Report 8 Mar 2005 19:57

Cheers Ali, I will Man united are playing now, so I have free use of the computer, it's in my sons room, I spend more time on it than him................................