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Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:11

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Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:11

A lorry attempted to drive under a low bridge but got caught underneath it. People stopped and tried to help the driver free the vehicle, but they couldn’t push it either forward or backwards. How did they eventually free the vehicle?

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 12 Apr 2005 21:12

Let the tyres down?? Ann glos

Mags

Mags Report 12 Apr 2005 21:13

Anne you beat me to it!

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:14

Oh we are quick tonight! A woman was half way up an escalator when she suddenly began to weep. Why?

Christine2

Christine2 Report 12 Apr 2005 21:15

She had left her baby at the bottom :))

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:17

No

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 12 Apr 2005 21:20

She was climbing up the down one? ann Glos

Christine2

Christine2 Report 12 Apr 2005 21:25

She realised her slim heel was caught in the ridges

♫ Penny €

♫ Penny € Report 12 Apr 2005 21:28

she was naked - her jumper had got caught at the bottom & had unravelled itself!

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:29

No. I'll add a bit to it and see if that helps you. A woman was half way up an escalator when she suddenly began to weep. She realised her husband had died. Why?

♫ Penny €

♫ Penny € Report 12 Apr 2005 21:31

the escalator stopped - power cut - husband was on life support machine so that would have stopped to!?

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:34

Yes Penny you are correct. The life support answer, not the naked one. ha ha An avid bird watcher sees an unexpected bird and dies. Why

Mags

Mags Report 12 Apr 2005 21:36

It was a game bid that someone had just shot and it fell on their head?

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 12 Apr 2005 21:43

Pilot of a light aircraft, bird hit the windscreen which shattered Ann glos

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 12 Apr 2005 21:47

Yes Ann, you got it. A man is lying dead in a room. There is a large pile of gold, jewels etc on the floor, a chandelier attached to the ceiling and a large window through which rays are coming.

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 12 Apr 2005 21:49

He had a heart attack because it was his long lost lover from Liverpool :-)

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 12 Apr 2005 21:51

The suns rays shone through the glass of the chandelier and caused a fire which killed the man? Christine

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 12 Apr 2005 21:53

Some sort of shock from the rays of the chandelier onto the gold. Ann

Spud Fae Livi

Spud Fae Livi Report 12 Apr 2005 21:58

In a boat that has sunk, the rays are fish.