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...yes.....slowly....one at a time.....lol BC

er- is that both socks ???? lol, sue.

just been out to water my baskets....it is so hot and sticky tonight, think I shall take off .....my socks..... lol

My miniature !! hanging baskets are fine - we are about 10 miles from floods and devastation - unbelievable - driving out today you would never know anything was happening up here - wall to wall sunshine all day and very warm Site running so slow by the time I type a reply theres 3 more on here Ann lol xx

Ok BC I'll hold you responsible for this!! Lol!! Anna - i'm in no doubt yours are!! Lol!! Shall we go ladies? ;0) Joan

Im awake now have to watch Corrie on ITV 2 at 11-30 then back to bed no doubt lay on top of covers warm and humid again isnt it. Davex

My hanging baskets are blooming lovely!!!! Anna

I think 'How Big is your Hanging Basket' would be a very serious subject. for a boring Monday night....lol BC

Hi Ann How are your Hanging Baskets tonight, where they washed away in the storm? Lol!! ;0) Joan

Dave - How would you know? (Joan is checking under 'puter desk, behind sofa etc!!) BC - There you are!! Have you cleaned those drawers..sorry french knickers yet? Did that lolly stain come out? Shall I start a Hanging Basket thread then? Where's Anna? Lol!! ;0) Joan

Joan - its a wonder Daves not changed his name to Vic - mention chests and hes there BC you should know better than to mention bloomers when Daves around You'll have to have another lie down Dave Sue you ok? Ann xx

Joan....I double dare you! LOL BC

Reduction you dont need a reduction Joan. Davex

Ben - pmsl!!!! I know Anna Shall I be really naughty & start a thread about Hanging Baskets & we all have to confess what size ours are? Lol!! Or do you think this lot couldn't cope with that on a Monday night? Lol!!! ;0) Joan (Now very cheered up but in a mischievious mood!!)

man goes home drunk sneeks in the house takes shoes of and sneaks upstairs, good he says the bedroomlight is out she must be asleep, he creeps into bed and makes mad passionet love gets up and goes to toilet wher he finds his wife shaving her legs, shh she says my mum came over and i let her sleep in our bed.

I was in fits, as a while after telling this joke to my mother, who is well endowed, she asked if someone could push some feed pellets into her hanging baskets!!! LOL! Anna

Anna, Very funny, love that one!! I'll have to write these down as the old memory is not what it used to be!! Lol!! Don't tell Dave but I've been wondering if my chest pain is due to perhaps needing a reduction in that department. Sshhh....!! pmsl!! ;0) Joan

Joan - a chest joke - hope this doesn't set you back again!! A teenage grandaughter was getting ready for a date at her Grandmas house. She came downstairs with a very see-through blouse on and no bra. Grandma said 'My goodness you can't go out looking like that, what every next!'. The teenager replied 'Chill Grandma, everyone dresses like this these days, you got to let your rosebuds show'. And off out on her date she went. The next day the teenager came downstairs to find her grandma sitting in the chair with no top on. Shocked she told her to cover herself up as her friends would be coming over soon. Grandma calmly said 'Loosen up sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, I can display my hanging baskets!' I can't water the hanging baskets without a little smile since I heard this one! All the best. Anna

The drums BC? (Methinks i'm missing something here?) Mind your knickers, black shows every mark you know!! Lol!! ;0) Joan

.....It's the heat, Joan....and the drums....the drums... Oops my lolly has slipped.....lol BC