General Chat

Nothing on TV, Hubbies in usual position (asleep on sofa! lol!!) things must be bad as i've resorted to watching Most Haunted for a laugh. Where's that Dave? Surely this is perfect streaking weather, not too hot now, cooling down nicely. I need some Entertaining so come on folks, do your stuff!! Lol!! ;0) Joan (with a much better chest now, thanks!)

Ha Ha Lol!! Didn't work, it's not frightening me!! Lol!! Joan :0D

....er....I know you would rather have Dave, but I am sitting here in my bloomers eating an ice lolly.....now that should be good for a laugh! LOL BC

Come on then Joan lets have a look at your chest! Davex

during apartied in south africa there were two white men in jail with one black man, the two white men were discussing their trials , one said to the other what are you in for , his mate said killing ten darkies what did you get for that said his friend , ten years was the reply , what did the judge say asked his mate , he said i would be out in two weeks, what about you ,his mate said he drove into a bus stop whitch was full of darkies, what did you get for that asked his mate ten years was the reply ,what did the judge say, he said i would be out in two weeks, they turned to the coulered gent and asked him what he was in for, he said he had no lights on his bike ,what did you get for that said one of the white guys two life sentences said the coulered gent ,what did the judge say, he said if it had been dark he would have hung me. with apoliges to anyone being offended

BC - My imagination is running riot - what a picture I now have of you!! Lol!! Dave - down- naughty boy! Lol!! How do you know i'm not a 90 year old great grandmother? Lol!! Ben - very funny, although I don't think i'm supposed to say that if i'm being p.c.!! Lol!! ;0) Joan (feeling a bit more cheerful already!!)

90 thats not old Joan is it come on just a little look lol! wont tell anybody honest! Davex

buttercup in bloomers ! did i read that right ? pmsl, sue.

pssst Sue.... I only said that to cheer Joan up! lol In fact I am in my black French knicks......

Honest BC wow Dx

LOL....No Dave, I only said that because I knew you woluld be around! PMSL BC

BC don't encourage him, he's already into grab-a-granny tonight! Lol!! And there was me thinking everyone had gone to bed early tonight.........lol!! ;0) Joan

.....It's the heat, Joan....and the drums....the drums... Oops my lolly has slipped.....lol BC

The drums BC? (Methinks i'm missing something here?) Mind your knickers, black shows every mark you know!! Lol!! ;0) Joan

Joan - a chest joke - hope this doesn't set you back again!! A teenage grandaughter was getting ready for a date at her Grandmas house. She came downstairs with a very see-through blouse on and no bra. Grandma said 'My goodness you can't go out looking like that, what every next!'. The teenager replied 'Chill Grandma, everyone dresses like this these days, you got to let your rosebuds show'. And off out on her date she went. The next day the teenager came downstairs to find her grandma sitting in the chair with no top on. Shocked she told her to cover herself up as her friends would be coming over soon. Grandma calmly said 'Loosen up sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, I can display my hanging baskets!' I can't water the hanging baskets without a little smile since I heard this one! All the best. Anna

Anna, Very funny, love that one!! I'll have to write these down as the old memory is not what it used to be!! Lol!! Don't tell Dave but I've been wondering if my chest pain is due to perhaps needing a reduction in that department. Sshhh....!! pmsl!! ;0) Joan

I was in fits, as a while after telling this joke to my mother, who is well endowed, she asked if someone could push some feed pellets into her hanging baskets!!! LOL! Anna

man goes home drunk sneeks in the house takes shoes of and sneaks upstairs, good he says the bedroomlight is out she must be asleep, he creeps into bed and makes mad passionet love gets up and goes to toilet wher he finds his wife shaving her legs, shh she says my mum came over and i let her sleep in our bed.

Ben - pmsl!!!! I know Anna Shall I be really naughty & start a thread about Hanging Baskets & we all have to confess what size ours are? Lol!! Or do you think this lot couldn't cope with that on a Monday night? Lol!!! ;0) Joan (Now very cheered up but in a mischievious mood!!)

Reduction you dont need a reduction Joan. Davex