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David, also true. My daughter, blonde and soon to be Cambridge undergraduate, offered to iron her boyfriend's shirt. She stood perplexed looking at the 'iron' for a couple of minutes before asking where do you put the water in this thing? The thing was a food mixer! On hearing this a friend wrote a poem about it which ended with the line 'Rowenta is not a place in Spain'. My brilliant daughter replied 'so where is it then?' I kid you not. Daisy

I promise you this is true, Many many years ago when it was ok to go on a pub crawl by car, a friend and his bimbo blonde girlfriend pick me and my wife up, we had been drinking for a while in the first pub, when i had the call of nature, as i got up to go, i said i'm just going to turn my bike round, when i was in the loo she turned to her boy friend and said, 'he did'nt come on a bike he came with us in the car' David

I'm sure no self respecting blonde would ever want to go ice fishing. Could this possibly be a joke about a blond MAN!!!

Love it and not in the least offended by blonde jokes so keep posting them! Am emailing it to my blonde daughter right now as she was recently upgraded from Economy to Business Class on her return flight from Capetown! Daisy

Arthur!!! You bad man lol.....most blondes are smart! We just have blonde moments!

Arthur behave!!!! You'll have all the blondes after us!!!! Help! Jacquie xxxx

Very good, but even this blonde wouldnt be that thick lol, or would i??? Mmmm, yes probably!

Arthur! That's a SMART blonde! MAZ X ;o)

You promised you would never tell anyone!! Maz x ;o))

Love it, as a born and still blonde, my two horrible sons have always called me The Bimbo, but that could be the vacant look I regularily have on my face, but it works when I drive as men quickly let me through incase I bump them, Im not that thick either but if it works milk it!

That's great...... may have to send it to the Blondes in the office lol c x

Nice one. I thought the best blonde joke ever was Jordan, though. Gwynne (purring over her milk)

Brill, thanks for that, thankgod my blond out of a bottle lol suex

A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town and I'm staying right here!' The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she is only entitled to an economy seat and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde and I speak blonde!' He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says 'Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea,' gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied”I told her First Class isn't going to Cape Town'

Subject: POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER Apologies to Blondes....don't hit me!!!!