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Oh my goodness I just did a google search 'Gaynor Bear' and this came up!!! could we be harbouring an alcoholic here Boozing Bear Throws Her Own Party The bear ripped through a Summit Lake campsite, eating two campers' food and three beers. Story by The Associated Press It sounds like something you'd see in a commercial. Two brothers camping at Summit Lake near Richwood last Friday had to cut their trip short after a pink bear ate their food and guzzled their beer. Dunbar resident Larry Gaynor said the bear dragged the cooler about 30 yards into the woods and flung it against a tree, scattering a case of Coors Light. The bear drank three cans. Gaynor said it's a good thing the beer wasn't Budweiser or the bear would have downed all of them. Because the bear ate all their food, Gaynor and his brother, Billy Bob Gaynor of Athens, Ohio, returned to Dunbar the next day

Hmm she will be down that way at some point, perhaps an advance booking would be a good idea xxhugxx

I didn't want to mention this before but I had to carry GB out of Wetherspoons when she was with me. She couldn't even stand on her own. A trip to the Priory, perhaps? Gwynne

That!! was Gaynor before! going to to the pub!! you have been warned xxhugxx

The plot thickens.........what was GB doing, leaning against a Letchworth sign post after hitting the bottle? Bob

See Milton Keynes IS interesting after all lol

I have tears streaming down my face here, John just said to me, imagine if Edward turns up on our doorstop tomorrow with Gaynor, apparently according to John I should say to Edward, 'No wrong town, wrong person you should be giving her to Emma in MK' Edward says stuff Emma' I then say 'Oh no Edward you will get in trouble if you do that' how on earth am I going to sleep tonight with all this going on in MK xxhugxx

I haven't even told the wife yet about my lunchtime appointment with Emma and Gaynor later in the week... wonder if I should ? lol

Its risky, John had a smile on his face all the while GB was here, I was wondering why. xxhugxx

You have not heard the end of it yet his wife is off to the solicitors tomorrow filing for divorce onthe grounds that he is having an affair with a bear, I could be called as a witness, so could you lot at this rate. xxhugxx

Lindy thats priceless pmsl, bet the poor bloke got a right earbashing!

Carol cannot type for laughing John and I are running all sorts of cenarios spelt wrong of what is going on, this could end up in court you know if she does him for adultery, it could knock all the stuffing out of Gaynor xxhugxx go to go and get my breath back.

lol oops wouldn't like to be in edwards shoes tonight lol

Well John and I have wept tears of laughter over it tonight xxhugxx I do feel for Emma though.

Oh Cripes.... Hope its funny 'at the sharp end' Jess

How many men do you know that actually tell their wives that they are having an affair (abear)??? xxhugxx

He is a bit of a daft bat not telling her wouldn't you say?

This is for real Trouble is brewing big time in Milton Keynes, please bear with me and read on, names have been changed to protect those involved as you all know GB was picked up from me today for the next handover, well the gentelman we will call him Edward could not deliver tonight to Emma MK as promised but is doing so tomorrow. Now the Emma on my advice decided to do the 1471 trick and phone Edward back to see if she could pick him up tonight from his house, there was no answer on the phone so she left a message, the gist of which I have not been told word for word but can only assume it was something along the lines of 'Edward can you please ring me to chat about Gaynor' well next thing Emma knew the wife was on the phone to her wanting to know who she was and what it was all about, then hung up. So we have Edward in MK whos wife now thinks he is having an affair with a big pink bear!!!!!!!!! the sage continues tomorrow xxhugxx