General Chat

I like tea, and you like coffee So it was clever of you To combine the two And make us a cup of hot toffee (even though it tasted like mud

'If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a snail' So spake the postman, as He handed me my mail. With a snail as a postman The service might be better And I don't think I'd mind The odd slimy letter.

Mary had a little weep As she dined on bread and jam Her freezer was in such a muddle That she couldn't find her lamb

If I were going to Timbuktu I think that I would take just you As Timbukone sounds much less fun And Timbukthree most unwholesome

Rub a dub dub Thirty men in a tub San Francisco? No, the rugby club

Em PMSL!!!!! Are you slightly bored tonight chuck? lol :0) Joan xx

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall But Humpty Dumpty Felt too tall Next Humpty Dumpty Sat on the floor But Humpty Dumpty Felt too small So Humpty Dumpty Sat on the fence ...How very English

oh very bored our joanie :(( lol

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating a Big Mac and Fries Along came a spider and sat down beside her 'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'

When I took my zebra to Tesco It got scanned by mistake at the till How I wish I'd discovered the error Before I'd settled the bill...

I've a cobra that does calculus And an anaconda that loves algebra I've a grass snake that does geometry And a python that adores pythagoras So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks on a puff adder that's masthmatic

Mary had a little lamb her daddy shot it dead and now she goes to school with it between two bits of bread. Elizabeth.

If you go down to the woods today You're in for some nasty shocks For Paddigton Bear has shed his hair and mated with Goldilocks The seven dwarfs have grown up tall Humpty Dumpty's still on the wall And all because of Global warming

Nice ones, Vonny, Elizabeth and brian!! :))

I saw this one on a chair in school. Here I sit in smelly vapour Did a sh*t And have no paper. Heres a wee song for camping :))) What do you do if you need to do a poo in an English country gar a den ? Pull down your pants and do it in the plants in an English country gar a den Break of a leaf and clean your underneath in an English country gar a den. Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb but I've never seen her bear. Hey Diddle Diddle the cat did a widdle all over the kitchen floor the little dog laughed to see the fun so the cat did a little bit more. Elizabeth.

Brilliant Elizabeth!! especially the Mary had a little lamb one ;))

Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep, She lost them in a game of cards She won them back By being slack With the whole of the Coldstream gaurds!! Boom Boom!! lol

Haha Em.I love the BOOM BOOM. It's not as good though as Rubbarb and Custard.I love them.I bought the video just last year. Elizabeth