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Right Bec, after 8 hours of chastisement, you are free to go............ Bob.........thinks, ?I must get myself checked out now, after that...........phew!!!?

*reports herself to Bob...*

I am Abuse, in disguise,incognito, Bec........report yourself to me, so that you can be suitably chastised......

Andy & Paul - stop discussing my baubles! Louise - Discuss away! lol PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK FUND!!!! *reports self to abuse* lol

I've heard rumour that johnny Vaughn is going to release a really stupid one with all proceeds going to Children In Need!! And Bec well done for slipping in the P word!! :O)

Best one Weird Al did was 'The Truck Driving Song'

Louise, yup, another one that springs to mind is 'Like A Surgeon'

Someone will mention Renee and Renato next or joe dolce. Sorry about this Andy.

He was the one that did 'eat it' wasn't he? Eat it, eat it, eat it ,eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some chicken, have some more pie der der der der der...

Forget that lot, it should be a re-release of this - The Twelve Pains of Christmas by Weird Al Yankovic The first thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree, The second thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree, The third thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree, The fourth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing a Christmas That's such a pain to me: The charities, Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Ohhh geeez, I'm trying to rig up these lights And finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: (kids voice) I want a Transformer for Christmas, Charities, And what do you mean your in-laws? Five months of bills, Making up these cards, Please get me a beer, huh? What we have no extension cords? And finding a Christmas tree, The ninth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Finding parking spaces, (Kid) Daddy, I want some candy, Donations, Facing my in-laws Five months of bills, Writing out those Christmas cards, Hangovers, Now why the hell are they blinking? And finding a Christmas tree, The tenth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid) Buy me something, Get a job you bum! Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Yo-ho - sending Christmas cards, Oh-geez look at this, One light goes out they all go out, And finding a Christmas tree, The eleventh thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Stale T.V. specials, Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid) Mum I gotta go bathroom, Charities, She's a witch - I hate her, Five months of bills, I dont even know half these people, Oh who has the toilet paper, Turn the flashlight on - I blew a fuse And finding a Christmas tree, The twelfth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols, Stale T.V. specials, Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid crying), Charities, Gonna make em dinner, Five months of bills, I'm not sending 'em, Mister that's it! Shut up you! You're so smart - you rig up the lights And finding a Christmas tree.

Louise, LOL, nice one

that depends on your point of view Louise lol

Its ok as long as they aren't flashing baubles.

* Reports Bec for flaunting her big baubles * lol

*reports Bec to abuse for using the p word* lol

Maz - Maybe we should release it as a GR Christmas song? All proceeds to the Pink Fund! lol love becx

Louise, I like the Coldplay song - think it uses a Kraftwerk sample. Of this lot that would be my favourite, although I have to admit I don't mind the Robbie Williams one either.

Speaking of bizarre alternative lyrics sung to the original tune: Kansas (sung to the tune of Jerusalem) - courtesy of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster And did that meat in recent time Make Kansas School Board members green? And was the saucy source of all Adjusting things we'd never seen? And do our sub-atomic strings Reveal the nature of design? And was Spaghetti's flavorous feast To show His Noodliness divine? Bring me my bowl of pasta gold Bring me my meatballs of desire! Bring me my sauce with herbs untold! Bring me my bolognese of fire! I will not cede my legal right, Nor shall my fork sleep in my hand, Till we have taught Spaghetti's Flight In Kansans' backward schooling land.

Did someone like Eric Idle sing it? Sounds like his sort of thing.

Thanks Maz! I love that song PMSL Julie xxx