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Its ok as long as they aren't flashing baubles.

that depends on your point of view Louise lol

Louise, LOL, nice one

Forget that lot, it should be a re-release of this - The Twelve Pains of Christmas by Weird Al Yankovic The first thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree, The second thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree, The third thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree, The fourth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing a Christmas That's such a pain to me: The charities, Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Ohhh geeez, I'm trying to rig up these lights And finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: (kids voice) I want a Transformer for Christmas, Charities, And what do you mean your in-laws? Five months of bills, Making up these cards, Please get me a beer, huh? What we have no extension cords? And finding a Christmas tree, The ninth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Finding parking spaces, (Kid) Daddy, I want some candy, Donations, Facing my in-laws Five months of bills, Writing out those Christmas cards, Hangovers, Now why the hell are they blinking? And finding a Christmas tree, The tenth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid) Buy me something, Get a job you bum! Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Yo-ho - sending Christmas cards, Oh-geez look at this, One light goes out they all go out, And finding a Christmas tree, The eleventh thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Stale T.V. specials, Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid) Mum I gotta go bathroom, Charities, She's a witch - I hate her, Five months of bills, I dont even know half these people, Oh who has the toilet paper, Turn the flashlight on - I blew a fuse And finding a Christmas tree, The twelfth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols, Stale T.V. specials, Batteries not included, No parking spaces, (Kid crying), Charities, Gonna make em dinner, Five months of bills, I'm not sending 'em, Mister that's it! Shut up you! You're so smart - you rig up the lights And finding a Christmas tree.

He was the one that did 'eat it' wasn't he? Eat it, eat it, eat it ,eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some chicken, have some more pie der der der der der...

Someone will mention Renee and Renato next or joe dolce. Sorry about this Andy.

Louise, yup, another one that springs to mind is 'Like A Surgeon'

Best one Weird Al did was 'The Truck Driving Song'

I've heard rumour that johnny Vaughn is going to release a really stupid one with all proceeds going to Children In Need!! And Bec well done for slipping in the P word!! :O)

Andy & Paul - stop discussing my baubles! Louise - Discuss away! lol PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK FUND!!!! *reports self to abuse* lol

I am Abuse, in disguise,incognito, Bec........report yourself to me, so that you can be suitably chastised......

*reports herself to Bob...*

Right Bec, after 8 hours of chastisement, you are free to go............ Bob.........thinks, ?I must get myself checked out now, after that...........phew!!!?