General Chat

Initial contenders for the Christmas number one spot:

:: The Choirboys, Tears in Heaven (12/1) :: Tony Christie, Merry Xmas Everybody (8-1) :: Westlife with Diana Ross, When You Tell Me That You Love Me (9/4) :: G4 featuring Robin Gibb, When a Child is Born (5-1) :: Girls Aloud, See the Day (10/1) :: Mariah Carey, Don't Forget About Us (40/1) :: Robbie Williams, Advertising Space (12/1) :: Crazy Frog - title tbc (7/2) :: Coldplay, Talk (33/1) :: James Blunt, Goodbye My Lover (8/1).

wot no cliff lmao

What! No Cliff!

I would like to nominate that alternative to Walking in a Winter Wonderland which I think is called 'Walking round in Womens Underwear' It is absolutely hilarious but I can't remember who sings it! Julie xxx

Julie! That's my line!

I was going to say it can't be that bad. I was wrong - it is. Form an orderly que behind us.

Shocking! No Tweenies or Bob the Builder. What are things coming to!! :o)

Wot....no X Factor winner in there! I wouldn't be surprised if that's who takes it! Christine

Actually the one that did make me laugh was the fact that the title is 'TBC - to be confirmed' for the Crazy Frog single, yeah like the fact the choice of song is going to influence me into buying it or not buying it. Doubt I'll be laughing if it makes number 1! Christine, you could eventually be right, but the bookies are unlikely to offer a price when the winner of X-factor has yet to be decided.

Whats the coldplay one like?

The crazy frog is doing the Dallas theme tune at the moment. Not very festive though.

Julie - dunno if it has ever been released, but here are the words .... !! Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear sung to the tune 'Walkin' in the Winter Wonderland' Lacy things, the wife is missing Didn't ask for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear In the stores, there's a teddy, With little straps, like spaghetti It hold me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walking 'round in women's underwear In the office, there's a guy named Melvin He pretends that I am Murphy Brown, He'll say are you ready, we'll say -Whoa, man! At least until the wife is out of town. Later on, if you wanna We can dress, like Madonna Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade, Walkin 'round in women's underwear Lacy things, missing Didn't ask permission I'm wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose I'm walking around in women's underwear Maz. XX

Thanks Maz! I love that song PMSL Julie xxx

Did someone like Eric Idle sing it? Sounds like his sort of thing.

Speaking of bizarre alternative lyrics sung to the original tune: Kansas (sung to the tune of Jerusalem) - courtesy of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster And did that meat in recent time Make Kansas School Board members green? And was the saucy source of all Adjusting things we'd never seen? And do our sub-atomic strings Reveal the nature of design? And was Spaghetti's flavorous feast To show His Noodliness divine? Bring me my bowl of pasta gold Bring me my meatballs of desire! Bring me my sauce with herbs untold! Bring me my bolognese of fire! I will not cede my legal right, Nor shall my fork sleep in my hand, Till we have taught Spaghetti's Flight In Kansans' backward schooling land.

Louise, I like the Coldplay song - think it uses a Kraftwerk sample. Of this lot that would be my favourite, although I have to admit I don't mind the Robbie Williams one either.

Maz - Maybe we should release it as a GR Christmas song? All proceeds to the Pink Fund! lol love becx

*reports Bec to abuse for using the p word* lol

* Reports Bec for flaunting her big baubles * lol