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I really need cheering up....make me laugh someone
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Heather | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:59 |
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Heres a rude one (Heather blushes). Overheard hubby's farmer pal telling him this one (yokel accents back on everyone) I stayed in the kitchen as I was too embarrassed to go in for a while! Q (dont forget accent) 'Why do women fake orgasms?' A 'Because they think we care' |
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Joan of Arc(hives) | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:58 |
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PMSL at you lot!!!!!! You are all just soooooo funny!!!! lol What would I do without you all?? :0) Joan xxx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:56 |
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err Sue I think you mean corrupted lol |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:55 |
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well, I could tell you the one about the tree fellers? No? you will be glad to hear I put my clothes back on:) my dog said I looked ridiculous.....lol |
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Sue Lambrini Smith | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:36 |
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Hi Joan... can i be miserable with you babe..... the 'other' computer has died today ! [ the newer, posher, shinier one than mine, lol] son is heartbroken..... it just keeps sending me messages... saying its thingy has been provoked or perverted or something ! Sue [ na naa na naa naaaa.. who said i do not know the techi lingo.... ???] |
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***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:33 |
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i really must check these jokes before readin out loud to my 14/15 in 3days year old, especially in a farmers accent |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:25 |
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Joanie - cook me a life time of hearty meals to put in the freezer, then I will let you go lolol xx |
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Sue In Yorkshire. | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:10 |
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New name for Joan HOUDINI. Sue |
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Joan of Arc(hives) | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:04 |
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Thanks Jean!!! I'm sure they will......................now how do I get out of this sack? lol :0) Joan xx |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:04 |
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*thinks what a big boot Anne must have pmsl |
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Unknown | Report | 3 Jan 2006 20:03 |
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Lemon shoves a frozen BC in the boot too...cos she is thinking the corn plasters may come off X |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:58 |
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*grabs hold of a large cloth sack and smuggles Joan into boot of car* |
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Unknown | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:57 |
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Anne she cooks...that should be enough for you to steal her lol XXX |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:55 |
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*sneaks a look over to see if Joan is wearing gold or gems worth stealing* lolol xxx |
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Unknown | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:54 |
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Rubbish...you bake don't you...thats enough for my husband to steal you Joan XX |
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Joan of Arc(hives) | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:50 |
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LOL Lemon Sadly I don't think anyone thinks i'm worth stealing! lol :0) Joan xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Unknown | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:47 |
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Well wish she read louder Anne...I thought she was stolen !! XXXX |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:45 |
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See - she was still here all the time :O)) Just reading our rambling efforts at humour pmsl xxxx |
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Joan of Arc(hives) | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:40 |
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PMSL You lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew I could relie on you to make me laugh!!!!!! lol BC put your bits away before the police come to arrest you!! Course you can use my thread Jules, we all gotta have one down day haven't we?? But I never lose my sense of humour!!! :0) Joan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Unknown | Report | 3 Jan 2006 19:39 |
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I think we were the last straw...cos Joan hasn't come back! ooooops poor BC is needing defrosted |
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