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Starting week of February 6, location to be announced Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. >Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

i haven't got a round table......will that mean I can't have the meet here?

Lemon, do you think they would now the difference. LOL

Not really Debs, in my house they always thought the towels got hung on the floor, the bath was self cleaning and their fresh ironing belonged on the floor lol X

New one at our college - 3 year course on using the washing machine. Followed by advanced laundry folding part one.

Allie, will add that one to the course pre-requisite. lol. Lemon, are they like here and think the toilet roll changes itself. lol

are there courses on 'how to put the toilet seat down' and 'inside the mind of a washing machine - the feed me approach' ?? Where can I apply foe more info? Need dad and brother to do the loo roll one at least - can't stand not having paper on the roll or close by!! Please tell the spares are located in..... (in my house that would be:-airring couboard in bathroom, kitchen cupbord and multi pack in study)

Lunar the toilet roll one is with the same course as how to not put the milk container back when it's empty. LOL

Update for Course 5 & 6 Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Dad and bro dump the plastic cartens in the sink (so mum can wash them for recycleing) trouble with milk is dad fills a cup with milk puts it in the fridge and runs of to work with the rest of a 2 pint bottle - mum has a scream every time ' why can't he use a bl**dly JUG like normal people?????'

Lunar, you might want to register them for the course lol

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

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Deb, I'm in need of help please. Can you organize a class on Disgusting Habits...what they are and how to eliminate them. Both Hubby and son need to attend any available courses. i.e. Using sugar spoon to stir tea....returning said spoon to sugar basin. Yuk Yuk Yuk. Beryl x

Ade: lol, might be worth the money. Can't count how many times Ive fallen in at night lol. Nothing worse than a wet butt to wake you from a half sleep. PMSL.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 How to break disgusting habits and restrain from thinking bodily noises are funny or need to be inhaled Group experiments 10 weeks, Sundays noon 2 hours. Sunday's have been picked due to the usual comsumptions on Saturday nights.

Beryl, have added a course just for you. LOL

Deb- Does the 'How to find things' class have a module on eliminating the need to ask, 'what have you done with....?' before searching for any lost item? Allie

Class 12 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 13 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 14 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Thanks for adding disgusting habits course. Please provide plenty of pictures as my two have hearing problems...when it suits! lol. Beryl x