General Chat

Ooo thanks Anna, I'll buy the winning ticket today! Lew Lew xxxxx

Morning all Daughter has had friend staying (It's the end of our school holidays) and they've finally launched themselves out the front door and back to school. Peace in our time! Looks as if son has been approved for the rental house - there's always another prickle in the porcupine though - the owner is putting the rent up $20 a week. I honestly lie awake at nights worrying about them - not that it will do me any good but mothers were born to worry. Lew .....it's your turn to buy the lottery ticket this week so get cracking girl and make sure you pick the right numbers. If you're offering special rates on a group lift at Mudgee next year - I'll be in it!! There's plenty of bits that need lifting, smoothing, deleting etc etc. You will have to get used to people saying 'What are you going to do when you retire?' in an accusing sort of way as if you are abdicating your responsibilities as a productive member of the human race. I just smile and say vaguely - 'Believe me - there are not enough hours in the day.' Oh dear Lara - hope you've managed to escape the dreaded lurgy. And God forbid that he has man flu - he'll be out of commission for at least a fortnight if that is the case. Hope everyone has a lovely day If son's move is finalised this morning I'll be helping with the move. Byeee Anna

Good Morning and happy Wednesday to you all. Mudgee Valley has disappeared into a sea of mist, but it should burn off pretty quickly to reveal a beautiful autumn day. Lara, hope hubby gets better quick and doesn't pass it onto you! 72 sleeps until the Big R! Hooray!! Finding it very hard to concentrate on office matters. Everyone keeps asking 'But what are you going to do?' My answer 'Lunch!'. heee heee Hope you all have a wonderful day. Lew Lew xxx

Hello all I went to dinner with friends from Canberra at the golf club without Tiger at 3:30 today he came through the front door and Moi said' OMG what happened did the golf club burn down 'and poor tiger said no I'm crook and rushed in the the Loo when he came out he put himself to bed and hasn't surfaced since poor boy said out of the blue he just started vomiting and couldn't go on playing golf so I hope it's just a 24hr. virus and is not man flu which is so much worse than the one women get 'Cause you know they are really sick and have to go to bed you know not like the one women get that enables you to still do all your chores lol Lew the little devil as I call him was so excited it was unbelievable , Got this of one of the new lists I subscribed to today, Boy I subscribed before going to dinner and had two hits already when I got home, so let's hope they are the right families, GENEALOGIST'S PRAYER: God grant me the serenity to accept the ancestors I > cannot find,the courage to find the one's I can,and the wisdom to document > thoroughly. > This is good advice isn't it as I thought I'd found something on a site a while back and didn't write it there and then into where it belonged know I'm not sure if I imagined I'd found my Anna Rowleys parents or I really did CRAFT or even worse I think well any way will say nite now don't know whether I should sleep in spare room or if the deadly lurgie will get me too if I sleep in the room with pooorrr Tiger well if I'm not back tomorrow you'll know I've got it too nigh nite all Love lara

REBS... PMSL... a good one... Got visitors from Denmark for a few days so may not be able to get on for a while... Lot s of love Maryxxx still laughing.....silly bugger....

Good idea Von. Maybe we can have a massive 'lift' for the Mudgee Meet, lol. Sorry Tony, pmsl. Lew Lew xxx

Lew Lew thinking about buying a new bra! pmsl Vonny

Arvo All. Hope you're day has been what you had hoped for. Lara, I'm thrilled to hear about your grandson. He sounded sooo excited! Oo, SuzyQ, can't beat fresh eggies - Yum. My favourite is Eggs Benedict with all that hollandaise sauce and runny yolks. Mmmmm. Thanks for the shipping report Laurie. I get a mental picture of the giraffes every time I read one of your posts. Great jokes Rebs. I particularly liked the first one, although my b**b hurt in sympathy!! lol. Vonny, why so shocked my prudish one! Would you expect anything less of our Rebs?? Hey Tony, don't forget to remind me when it's my turn to buy Lotto. Brain's turned to mush - 73 sleeps until retirement!!!!! *blows kisses north, south, east & west* Have a great night Wattlers. Lew Lew xxx :-)

Hi Wattlers, It's good to see that everyone survived Easter with or without the Eggs. Also it seems that we are all back and in fine form. We had a busy day again yesterday, not so pleasant this time. We had to clean out the chicken pen. We had put netting ll over to stop the pigeons eating all the food, but it had got very messy with leaves and branches falling out it, so we took it all off. The chooks now have nice new staw down, but they still want to be free ranging. I have made contact with a hot match and I am hoping between us we can sort out one of my brick walls. At least I am getting some enthusiasm back to search. I must go because i have been sat here too long today, my leg is aching Love SuzyQ

Good Day having a break from the Dreaded H********K, so will say hello to all didnt get to say hello to yesterday heather,wilson, Sandra where are you girl getting worried not hearing? leah are you ok too , Reb you are a debil !! it was definatly OH 's fault hey you are so funny Guess what folks dear little Jakob grandson caught big Murray Cod he was ecstatic he came charging in the back door with it in the net saying NAn NAn look I caught it did did I said Oh you didn't not Dad did or Pa and he was yelling no no I did I really did I will put photo on asl later ok, Yes Vonny do bring any problems re putor or FH with you we will have a brain (for those who have one)lol storming session here on Saturday before Barbie the way the weather is we will all need warm clothes for the Barbie and maybe we will move in side or go of to the club if really yukky weather. An regarding 2000 you would think you'd all let me have one of the big ones, I've never had a big one (OK don't be rude you lot ) Laurie did not find the chockies after dinner last nighthe doled them out they were beautiful two tiny rabbits and two little eggs each yum just enough so didn't get hangover from it which is really true, any way my break is over talk some more later on although all these visistors coming today and going to golf club for dinner so bye love Lara

Yes Von, I remember seeing about the FAIRY PENGUINS on the news a week or more ago . . . TUFF !! I will continue to be politically incorrect . . . . . . . . I'm sure if the Fairy Penguins had a problem they would have let us know by now! Not taking any notice of minority groups who are not happy unless they are beating on a drum anymore - had enough - taking a stand !!! Ah well, now back to cleaning the balcony again . . . . 'just whistle while you work . . . dah dah dahdadadadah . . . . Cheers luv Laurie

Laurie!!! :0 shocked again. Don't you know that F...y is not PC any more? You had better read the penguin thread! cuwl I'm off to work Vonny

Me thinks that should be MISS INCORGREBEL Can anyone smell the aroma coming from my aprtmnt ??? I have had an oven full of Roma tomatoes on the go for a couple of hours and I can't wait to get stuck into them . . . all I need now is a bottle of the best marinated Feta, came from out at the Honey Farm in Mudgee if the memory serves me correctly! Just having a break from the cleaning of glass - but you will never hear me complain about there being too much. Just wish the fairies would clean it for me. cheers luv Laurie

*wonders why Vonny is shocked*

REBS!!!!! :0 Go to the Naughty Corner. Thinks *that won't work you're already in the Naughty Corner!* Vonny (shocked)

For Mary!!! A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this same breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man chuckled. 'And we were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well, ' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'one's in your cup of tea.' And another...... A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. 'Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!' The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks. She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? And for all of you with Irish genes......... Two Indians and an Englishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Englishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.' Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Englishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO!' With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read... NAKED ENGLISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN! Rebs ;-)))

Oh bloody norah!!!! I wanted 2000. Naughty Cat, you're as bad as Rebs!!! Now I'm gunna have to wait for 3000!!!! Lew Lew :-(

:-pppppppppppppppppp You cheated!!! Nite babe, sweet dreams. xxx

:-) Nearly 1:30am here, going to bed............ night night :-)

Ah Julie, well done you beat the Rebs to it - pppuuuurrrr luv Laurie