General Chat

Do you lot have to talk so loud? For some of you...as far as my singing goes...................... it doesn't go far enough. I'll have you know I was always picked for the school choir. The nuns had taste, they could pick talent! And I'll have you know..........I sound better drunk than I do sober! So there! Arvo Wattlers. I had a lovely sleep in this morning.......9am....my goodness half the day was gone! I woke up poor AGAIN! Oh well better luck next week. Anna....cleaning a house for the off spring. I have done that every time Mark moved. And at that stage we lived in another state! Have fun friend...I will be thinking of you. Lew Lew....You can never trust a virgin to get it right the first time so don't worry. Do you have enough tissues? Rebs....reverse grid also means Russell Ingall will be at the back! Bugger. Still should be quite a tussel between him & Skaife. Go Russell!!! A big ~~~~~~wave and hugs to all the rest of you Wonderful Wafflers. I'm heading off for more coffee and a glance at the paper. See you all later love Trifley (wanders off singing 'How dry I am')

PMSL, Good one Rebs! Lew x

Quiet on here this morning.......has everyone gone to their Sunday place of worship? Pub, football game, restaurant, markets................ Here you go Mary, your daily fix. But be warned.....R rated. Cat Stutter A little kid is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Suddenly, the little boy's hand shoots up. 'Not correct, Miss!' he says. 'Please explain, Peter,' replies the teacher. 'Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah, the neighbour's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat arched his back and went 'ffffffffffffff! fffffffffffffff! ffffffffffffff!' ............... but before the cat could say 'F#?k Off!!! the dog ate him'.

Go the mighty TIGERS!!!! Lew Lew x

THANK YOU RICHMOND!!! Absolutely lubberly when Brissie lose. hehe!!! Anyone watching the V8's at Pukekohe this afternoon. Think I heard Skaife has pole....bugger!! Hehe! No he doesn't, reverse grid. lol!!! C'mon Lowndes.

No, no, not the singing, anything, but the singing. Chinese water torture is sounding good! :-(

Morning (I think) Folk!! LewLew, Stop Pouting *saying that a lot this morning* Even a virgin has to realise lotto is rarely an orgasmic experience. lol!!! Gosh, I am so tired and sore. Spent all day, ~apart from the cooking diversion~at the puter, until after midnight. Feeling a bit brain dead today, and neck and shoulders are a bit stiff. Yesterday I did a general search of an unusual name from my tree on Tribalpages looking for a link to someones tree I had lost, and came up with a new hit. This woman has a line of my tree in hers, and had most of the names I had and more besides. I wasn't able to go back any more generations, but I was able to fill in a lot of aunts and uncles and their families of my direct stepping stones. Best thing is, she has made references to certs all through her notes, so I'm guessing most of it has been checked. Although I've made notes that info is TBC where I'm not sure. After I finished with that tree, I went into the one I was originally looking for and decided to click on a link she had added to her homepage I hadn't seen before. What a gem.......took me into a parish record database for Cheshire, and I found heaps. Including the marriage for my gg grandparents. It had full names and ages, occupation of groom, which I hadn't known. Names of witnessess, and even better, the names and occupations of both the bride and grooms fathers. I was then able to find the marriage of my gg grandfathers parents, so now I have another set of grandparents on my mothers side. I'm so excited!! It's great when you have a productive day. Anna, some peeps are staying overnight, so a tour of the galleries and/or museum might be possible. Off to find more coffee.............and some matchsticks. Have a great day folk. love Rebs xxx

Lew Lew Dashing past on my way out the door and saw you sitting there so forlorn. Don't cry me sweet - we all still luvs ya - we'll all just cancel our travel plans, cancel the orders for the enormous tellies, cars, private jets etc. So don't self harm ....please... Trifley will sing for you and cheer you up..!!!!! Gotta go Luv Anna

*shuffles back in, head lower than before* Boy, now nobody is talking to me. Oh me, oh my *big sigh, wanders back out searching for the nearest razor blade* :-(((

*wanders in, head hung low, eyes puffy from all the crying* I'm sssoooooo sorry. I'm a disappointment to myself. Only 3 numbers, oh the shame of it all. Never trust a virgin. Will you all please forgive me? Rebs, I don't care no more for the 100's, I'm only aimin' for the 1000's! ppppp Yeah, thanks Tony. Me thinks you just put a crack in the family tree! lol. Back to the records! Oh well, it'll give me something to do in my RETIREMENT! haaa haaa. Trifley, will you pleeaaasssse stop singing. It's enough to wake the dead. Hey, that mightn't be a bad thing. Could help with the family tree research! Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday. Lew Lew xxx *wanders out with soggy tissue, sniffling ... *

humph! Hours later and there's till no one around! GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY LOT!! I'm off for the day to finish cleaning the house son is moving out of. Chris is in Melbourne to attend a friend's 60th birthday party. Katherine is going on a school camp at 6am tomorrow so I will be all alone. However I think there will be more than enough for me to do with helping son unpack etc. Have probably missed you Vonny - but have a great break! Don't forget the lotto entry - is Lara going to help you with it? Morning Trifley - how's the hangover? Have you stopped singing bawdy songs? Perhaps singing is too kind a word for it - shall I say murdering bawdy songs....!! Rebs - are we going to have time to visit the art galllery? By the time we meet, talk, eat, talk, drink and talk and have another drink we probably wouldn't be allowed in any self respecting art gallery anyhow!!! Hiding Miss Crewella?? Not game to show one's face after that disasterous trip to the lotto counter????? Hello to everyone else - have read all your messages but I have to get moving and I haven't got time to talk to everyone individually - so have a great day and will catch up tonight. Cheers Anna

Trifley - have you gone to bed? Nobody wants to play with me. Guess I'll just have to gather up the energy to get off the computer chair and stagger to the bedroom. It's been a long day - shifting furniture and cleaning son's old house. Good night Sleep tight Don't let the bedbugs bite. If they do Grab a shoe And bash 'em til they're black and blue. You can tell I get pathetic when I'm over tired!!!

No...I don't have a problem. I just blame the dog!

Yuck.....got raspberry spit all over my puta! Nefeeerrr (yells for slave to clean screen)

Oooohhh Trifley ... You're not that little old lady who went to lthe Doctor and said.. 'Oh Doctor, I have a dreadful problem with gas. I have to pass wind all the time and it smells dreadful but at least they are silent and you can't hear them' Doctor prescribed some anti-flatulent medicinal compound and little old lady went back to the doctor full of gratitude. 'Oh Doctor - that medicine you gave me is wonderful. No more smelly gas.' 'Right' replied the Doctor. ' Now we have to try to fix your other problen' 'What's that' replied L.O.L. 'You're deaf.' said the Doctor.

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Hi everyone visitors have gone to bed so I have a minute before I go to.. Rebs.. Loved my daily joke.. keep it up... Have unpacked as we didnt win lotto.. never mind my visitors are staying until tuesday or wednesday so I really couldnt have gone anyway..next week will be fine thanks...... You all seem in fine form so I will just say.. nite nite.. see you all tomorrow... Love Maryxxxxx

Wait 'til Crew finds out Rebs got it. She'll spit chips!

Hummph Miss Congeniality or whatever you are calling yourself these days.... some peeps just have to grab the auspicious numbers. See if I care.......

And here's me thinking I sounded luverly.....but then I am a little hard of hearing.