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I'm usually such a quiet wee girl too......and in bed by 10pm PMSL well no not always but........ lolololol

It's 1pm here on a beewwudiful autumn afternoon.

oh she soooo led me astray!!!!! pmsl

Is it taking you a bit to get over your weekend with Julie Cat? You should take multi B vitamins.

oh please tell me I didnt kill a thread..........

so wot time is over the seas?????? tis blinking near daylight here lololol

you have till I finish me juice then I really must be off - cos I am soooo gonna sleep in tomorrow!!! pmsl

oh Trifle!!!!! pmsl and yes it were me that went a visiting oor Julie!!!! pmsl

wee bit sozzled here in motherland but hey ho!!! pmsl

Hi Jilly, my Fife friend.....how ya doing?

Ooo retail therapy, just what I need a dose of. Have fun Laurie. Where do you get them, Rebs? Hi Jilly. Bit late for you isn't it? How are things in the Motherland? Lew lew xxx

Afternoon all We've had a lovely morning. Graeme has been trotting back & forth from garrage to shed moving all his junk...sorry garden tools & implements. It's amazing how much he's been able to fit in such a little shed. I wont have to climb over things to get in the car now.....yipppeee. Hope you all have a wonderful day. I off to replenish the larder. See ya'll later. love Trifley ( wanders off singing Tenterfield Saddler)

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lol!!! Hiya Jilly, sorry didna see you there, babe. *checks to see it's safe before venturing anywhere else*

oh!!!!!! takes back Rebs Mc claim to fame for ignoring herself!!!! PMSL

Really Lew ??. . . I think I got it right . . . they try and cut down to size but run out of cord . . . .nah nah With that I will run out the door for an appointment with my retail therapist . . . off to Myers in the City to help my friend shop !! Lets see we haven't eaten at Mezzas down the road for a few weeks, that sounds like the go tonight . . Ah lifes hard cheers luv Laurie

Now that the girl has vacated the 'puter........ Mary's daily, A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger,fries and a coke,' and turns to the emu 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the emu come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries, and a coke.' The emu says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?' 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a bottle of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man. The waitress asks, 'But, sir, what's with the emu?' The man sighs, pauses, and answers, 'My second wish was for a chick with natural beauty, longs legs and a large shapely arse who agrees with everything I say.'

Hi McAliceMcREbs or wotever lmao!!!!!

Nerr, yeah, and I've been sooo bad, I got most of that stuff. ppppp, Crew (makes note to return to NC!)

There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very very good. But when she was bad...... She got a fur coat, jewellery, a waterfront condo, and a sports car............ *blows big raspberries at all the goody-two shoes* :-pppppppppppp