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Oh well here goes, I will get sent to the Naughty Corner for this, Continuation of chocolate story. He asked her name 'Polo', I'm the one with the hole', she said, 'And I'm the one with the Nuts'. he thought. Then he touched her Milky Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, they'll definitly melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her he had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might be telling Fantales. They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It was'ent long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her KIT Kat. She started to play with his Fruit and Nuts. But then she said 'stop' he thought she was a malteaser, but he wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed her his Curly Wurly. Mrs Rowntree was'ent keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Bouleard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he finished his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro but he needed to take Time Out. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a Flake Now I will have to make a run for it to the naughty corner Bye for now sandra in the Gong

Yeah, go one, I dare ya!

Oh Lew, no nothing to do with Rollo's, will I be game enough and put the last bit in do you think Sandra

You chicken, Sandra, pmsl. I was looking forward to what was going to happen next. Did it have anything to do with Rollo's??? Lew Lew x

Me again, You will never think of chocolate in the same way again. It was a White Knight and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a river cruise , they met on the Top Deck. It was After Eight, she was from Quality Street; he was an OLD Jamacian. The walked hand in hand down Milky Way and around The Family Block. They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, he said Sure....Take 5'. They decided to leave as the music was so loud & neither of them liked M&M. On the way out he brought her some Roses. She said they were her Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero. He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie. She spoke a little but dident say much as she dident want to Polly Waffle on.He suggested they should go somewhere quite. She said if you play your cards right you might get lucky after tea. He replied, After Dinner?....Mint. At this point he knew she was a Cherry Ripe. There is about 3 more paragraphs to this and just relized that it might be a bit rude to put on here. So better not proceed. Cheers Sandra in the Gong.

Oooh ouuuuch Sandra, pmsl, gee I'm really looking forward to my next mammogram now!!!! Heather

Hello everybody, Wet and wintry here too, but no-one on the sick list ( yet ). Wilson you and all the other farmers good luck with your winter ploughing hope it drizzles even more. Laurie sounds like Memory Lane is a great place to be, how lovely, enjoy it all (especially the emotions lol). When you mentioned Ray and the demo I thought Mexicans in Las Vegas but no you mean Indonesia lol. Anna it sound lovely bushwalking in Toowoomba. We considered going there to live once upon a time, but came to Albury instead. Lara glad the boobs have recovered, it's not pleasant, I keep hoping they'll find a replacement test before I'm due for my next mammo. Judy YV I'll pm you tonight if I get time cos I'd like to see the Y'wonga pics too. Then Bz will be able to send you THE car photo...pmsl!! Had parent-teacher meet and greet this week, why do I always feel so terrified of teachers still after all these years lol. DD14 doing well though, has a busy term ahead and Choir goes to NZ on June 26 - aha (light bulb goes on) - I'll be able to use the computer at home all week she's away. OK, gotta go. Had very productive day getting started on the stocktake ready for 30 June. It used to be a nightmare, but now the computers help heaps. Keep warm everyone, Heather

Oh Sandra, I hope you haven't put any one off having a mammogram. But how true. Funny trifley, I couldn't find any dogs either, nefer's brothers not bad. Wonder why men would find dogs in there? I got the chocolate one right as well 31. LOL It's amazing. SuzyQ

Afternoon Wattlers, A lot better today but still got the cough, will have to try the cider vinegar Vonny. Was going through some jokes I had printed ages ago and thought this was good. Noboddy likes the Mammogram but there's no need to worry, by taking a few minutes each day for a week before your exam and doing the following practice exercises you will be totally prepared and you can do this right in your own home. Exercise 1 Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for 5 seconds ( while you hold your breath).Reapeat again, in case the first time wasen't effective enough. Exercise 2Go into your garage at 3am when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off your clothes and lie comfortabley on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tyre of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast. Exercise3 Freeze 2 metal bookends over night. Strip to the waist .Invite a stranger into the room . Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Press the bookends together as hard as you can. Congratulations Now you have nothing to worry about when you go for your Mammogram. Cheers Sandra in the Gong

Meant to mention....when I got on the puta today it's clock said 12:20 am June 2002. A little strange thought I. So I adjusted it to right time. Any ideas what would cause this? love Trifley

Hi Wafflers I was a good girl today........I did the washing, and ho*****rk before I let myself come on here to play for a while. First off.........the choccie email was amazing! It got my age just right....36 lol :o) I wish! As far as the woman's prayer goes.......see gay cowboy email. It describes him perfectly. And the fire-man photo.....not a dog amongst them! And did you see one of Nefer's brothers in the back row? Hi Jude3...Ken can always wear a hat if he's not happy with his hair. What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good one? A week! Congrats on the new twig. I know what you mean about the lack of grand kids. I spent years wishing and praying that Mark wouldn't get some young lady pregnant.....I think I did too good a job. He's 26 and still not interested in settling down. Hi Donna....nice to see you back again. Hope you had a good time with the rels. Wilson.......rain....wonderful! Have fun on the tractor. Fingers X X that all your sunspots are ok. What a great idea Vonny, to have a noughty meet. I will be 60 in four years too. But I must agree with SuzyQ...no exercise, health foods or early starts. Relaxation is what we need. btw.....EMOO is a real person! I've just pinched myself to make sure lol :o) And if any of you want info on Lord Howe Island....just ask me. I lived there as the local coppers wife for 2 years! Family photos.........they can be wonderful and frustrating. I started on this genealogy kick because of photos too. Laurie, have a wonderful time reminising about your family. Lara......sorry you can't be at Brissie but getting your van organised is important. We'll have a drinkies for you. I'm still snuffeling with the head cold but so long as it doesn't get any worse I can cope. Mark is still unwell. I'm taking him to the Drs this arvo to make sure it's nothing nasty. See y'all later. Big ~~~~~waves and <<<hugs>>> for all those wonderful peeps I didn't get around to mentioning. love from me on the Barge Trifley

good afternoon peeps, gosh I'm agood girl mike loved the fruitsalad even nearly as much as the pavlova at the weekend so have just made a big for him for sweets when he gets home fromgolf as he loves his sweets watching tele today too and ready steady cook and they are making blackberry soup for dessert and it\and serve with icecream very different eh ? oh yum other guy is doing duck love duck yummmyyy for some one who had a peanut butter sanwich for lunch sounds real good . Wilson glad you got some rain too so did we first really good rain since xmas actually had a few showers but just ran of as ground was like a rock.I'm still doing work around the hse just washed scrim continues from my bedroom and they were nearly chocolate colour now they are just their normal colour cream lol the dust we get off that hwy is ubbeleivable we got the plans for silverwood the new golf resort inthe mail and it extends right up here and that paddock behind the hse opposite us is going to be housing parks etc greta and they will have rd coming straight of the hwy to the boat ramp so we wont have traffic streami g past for the boat ramp hooray they will able to access it of the hwy. straight down. it will be better and the houses in the paddock will cop the dust and stop it coming over here yippee must tell you revheads on here they have d the ford driver and the holden driver craig and ?on the cooking show today for those who are fans . laurie God bless your Dad mine was the same brother asked him to do it and he treid too and even though we didnt erealise how crook he was he did and his writing was so shaky so sad when you see it so God bless him too my darling dad . Gday Mary havnt caught up for a while mate glad to hear you are like me so un organised its cruel and yet I seem to get there but sure Ive found some peeps over and over again and get the same shock again and again when I re find them not much wrong with me mate that a brain transplant wouldn't fix hello judy thaanks for the photos I got two of the first one did I miss out on one please . next time peeps come here thye have to take all their goodies like chochies with them I'm now at least a stone heavier than I was when you left don't laugh I havn't burst yet but feel as though its imminant (spelling) got to go hello to all waving madly bye might get back tonight gotta deadhead the roses love Lara

Oooo'h dont forget......If ya missed it this morning.... a.m 1second 2 min past 3 pm today......4th of the 5th of the 06th 1.2.3.4.5.6....they say it will never happen again. How exciting....:>)) Byeeeeee...Tony Oz...:>)) singing: On the road again...cant wait till get back on the road again...la la...la

Thanks JudeYV - piccies came thru great. Now I'm defo off to vacuum, then its ironing again. Off to work tomorrow for a change of scenery - lol Catch up later Gwenda

Just popped back onto thread, and was reading Tony's poem (very good - lol) and got sprung by Ken (I'm supposed to working!) He read and grinned from ear to ear - and said 'yeah that would be right'. Catch you later jude 3

Good Afternoon Wattlers, Another nice day in sunny Queensland. Glad you got the rain Wilson hope that the planting goes well. Sorry to be a spoil sport, but I don't want a meet at a health farm. They make you get up early and go for a run, feed you lettuce and wheat grass, early to bed. No thanks. I wouldn't mind going to the health farm after the meet though. LOL What is happening to the Brissie meet? Lara couldn't we have an other meet when you are in South East Queensland? You should hire your self out for cleaning duties Mary. I will be first on the list. Hope you have a great time with your uncle. Like most of you I also have a box of old photos with no names. Also, when Neville's mother died his brother got all the photos and documents. I would love to have them. Neville's Dad came out to Australia when he was about 14, around 1920 and he stayed until just after the Sydney Harbour bridge was opened. He worked on a station in Victoria some where and Neville can remember seeing the photos of him on his horse. His brother is rather elusive, never staying in one place for long and it's a couple of years since we heard from him. I just hope that he still has all the photos. Glad to hear that all you sickies are feeling a bit better. Neville ate something that didn't agree with him and he was up all night hugging the toilet. And no I didn't try to poison him, but I did eat different to him. Got my flu jab booked for the 18th, hope I don't catch it before then. The cat goes tomorrow or her jabs, that's another new car for the vet . Who has got the job of checking the lotto this week? Hope you have plenty of free time LOL. and a good magnifying glass. Anna, your dining table sounds a lot like mine. Neville has been promising to strip all the old polish off and start again for about 10 years now. Funny though, I still put mats under hot things. Old habits die hard. It's a good old oak table, so I would like to keep it. Well I had better go before this turns into a novel love SuzyQ

O'h give me a home where the Watterlers roam.. and the housework can wait till i'm ready. Where the Bailey's flows free and I'm not cooking Tea, till i'm.... bloody well....good and ready......:>)) Arvo Wattlers...........just passing by.Sandwhich in one hand, and car keys in the other. JudyYV...thanks for the Piccies mate. Tony Oz......:>))

Afternoon All, working hard in the office today....NOT have spent a frustrating morning on Hot Matches...they are mosly a dead loss but Im not game enough to ignore them entirely just incase there is a live one there. I have one definate match, she has all my uncles and aunts on her tree but doesnt answer my messages.....grrrrrrrr. I have heaps of old photos....thats what started me on this wild goose chase in the first place. My grandparents on both sides were great photo takers and they even labeled most of them. I love trying to see who looks like who in the family. Hi Wilson, I have visions of you going round and round on your tractor..lol what are you planting? Have to go visit MIL now . will be back later Jude2

Afternoon Wattlers we have a sunshine deficit in Melbourne today, very grey,windy and chilly. I'm ensconced in the office with my little fan heater pumping its heart out to keep my tootsies warm. Vonny, Jood, Laurie and Mary have sent the wonga pics - hope I did it right and you received them. Jon gave me a crash course of instruction last night - I don't take shorthand, but have learnt my own sort when he is trying to teach me something. (and I was so patient teaching him things while he was growing up!) lol.I think I did it right - but you will all let me know. Lew Lew so glad your feeling better, but then more sick days off are more off the list to the countdown of r********t.lol. Its sooo hard to get motivated when you know your're leaving a job. Wilson not good to have 'your bits' cut off or burnt , will you get any sympathy from the family? We are all thinking of you. Hope its not too painful. Laurie how wonderful a lovely lot of photos to pour over, what a pleasant way to spend a day. Lara glad the dreaded M-m-g not too painful, have to go next Tuesday for mine, made a 9.00am appointment so I can get on with the rest of my day as quickly as possible. Vonny your new table isn't like putting together an Ikea flat pack is it? lol. It will be lovely for family meal times especially christmas. Feeling gloomy today, but trying to be happy as my cousin mssgd me with a new arrival for the tree. She now has six g'children .Her son and d.i.l (their first) had a baby girl this morning Ava Aileen 7lb 7oz 52 cm. I'm looking into adoption, my 3 children are all allergic to the thought of starting a family. But then sensibly thinking about it I don't have time to be a nan. Plus the kids live to far away for me even see a grandchild regularly - there - I think I feel better now. (well maybe not). But what can't be cured must be endured. Hi to everyone else, be back later - its lunchtime and I'm starving! Jude 3

I, too, thought Rebs would be lurking somewhere, Laurie, but now I see that you can't be trusted, too. Oh you lot are a disappointment to me! PMSL. Lew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx