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Well here'smy new name until i get some bling lol. Bye again Blingless

Afternoon Wattlers, Been some strange goings on by the look of the past couple of pages, Thought i was on the wrong thread for a moment he he OH has gone to the farm again today, so i have had another day off from tractor driving, actually, this year i have done very little. And you won't hear me complaining about that lol. It is my grandsons 1st birthday tomorrow, so have been making potato salad for a family BBQ. Yesterday, while digging in the freezer, i found some apricots that i had frozen for jam, so guess what else i made today? Hope it is alright, the apricots have been in the freezer for a couple of years. Amazing what can work it's way to the back of the freezer lol. OH and i are out to friends place for tea tonight, should be nice. Looking forward to it, we don't go out very often, think we are getting too lazy. I can't afford new diamonds at the moment, and leather isn't my prefered attire, so can someone tell me how to get some bling! for my name ?....Wilson just isn't doing it amongst all you fancy birds lol. Ok better go,Take care...... Blingless Wilson

God you lot are mad! I know you did warn me and I'm so glad I've found you, haven't laughed this much for ages, really got the cough going, cleared the chest no end, bet you didn't want to know that! lol thanks again you mad bunch, Jill. ps what's bling mean?

Hi Laurie, You sound to be having a great time in NZ. Is the shopping good and is the exchange rate good? Did you take piccies of the Island that reminded you of Tomborine with water? Would love to see it. Are the working girls still hanging around. Must let you all in on a little secret, one of my ambitions was to be a Madame, just to look after the girls mind you, wouldn't want to do any thing else. And all above board, legal like. LOL Does any one else have a naughty streak? Tell it if you dare. Are we all ready for the big win tonight. I had a little taster on Powerball, won the grand total of $11.90. I hope it's a good omen. I must go now, animals to feed Luv SuzyQ ( the quiet alter ego.)

Oh my goodness! Lara - or Star Dixonshot or whatever you're calling yourself today - you better get back here and sort out this rabble. What with Madam Candy in leather and the Queen of the Nile (calling herself Fantasia Velvethooter do you mind) draping herself in moth eaten velvet, the Wattle Club is turning into a bordello! They'll be wrestling in jelly before we know where we are! Hello to Lyn - we've spoken before I believe - and hello again to Jill Jill. Welcome to the Wafflers thread. Confidentially, we usually don't have those ladies of ill repute hanging around - I think they must have dropped into the wrong night club! Lara will sort them out I'm sure. Although she seems to be acting a bit strangely herself today with delusions about being a Star! Hi Laurie - glad to hear you are having a ball in NZ - didn't hear much about the shoe shopping though. What are the shop assistants like in the shoe shops there? Catering to your every whim I trust. HELLO LEMON - IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY THAT YOU ARE SHOUTING? I HAD TO TURN DOWN MY EAR TRUMPET ! Shall pop back in later and check to see if the riff raff in leather and velvet have returned to their sordid dives. Bye Lady Anna

Hi Fantasia, I here there is good money at the freak shows. Maybe I should have one of mine removed. Or maybe I could get one enlarged. LOL I have to go now girls. Taking the girls to their ballet lessons. Keep smilin Candy

I've been thinking of changing my name on the boards to my professional name. How about....Fantasia Velvethooter? It's singular because I really only have one of a decent size. The other one is more like a poached egg. Lyn....you said you like scrabble. Graeme & I are going to Norfolk Island in September and we are told there is a scrabble convention on there, then. Will you be going? Trifley X

Hi Starr and Queen Trifley of the Nile. Thanks for talking to me, the others are just trying to ignore me, but I say we girls should all stick together. We all earn our bread the best way we can. At least ours is the oldest profession. And we do have more fun. Don't you think the Bucks nights are best and real good money. Can have the rest of the week of if I don't want any more bling. Bye for now Candy of the night.

Hi Yaaa'll its Starr Dixonshock here we must be related Candy and I know to keep the wolf from the door a girl has to do what a girls got to do not like some Queens we know who can afford to be charitable LOL but some aren't so lucky eh . Hello Lyn welcome to our thread you are new to here aren't you ? don't get the wrong impression all mad completely insane but quite safe as long as you dont antagonise them you'll be right LOL OK Judy in Melb , you and that Sue Devily woman have been using the name of a certain Great Footie club in vain and its the only way to get sent to the naughty cnr at the moment as everything else seems to allowed as Laurie is not doing her job and as for peeps who don't even barrack for the pussies saying go the Cat's that's really a red rag to the bull and we won't be being polite anymore and wishing the Hawks luck (sorry Pa ) and after their complete humiliation last night one would find it hard to admit one leaned a little towards them for their Pa's sake . Rebs Cassie tells me you have the footie live today one is the best team too so sit down girl and watch a champion team play and I don't mean those hand bag carrying pussies either huh can you tell Tiger and Josh aren't home . got to go and get some more of that dreaded done someone peeps who lives here are very untidy and one with four legs keeps making furr balls all over the place and the other one is moi who has to keep doing it over and over again cleaning that is lol Lew Lew rain hooray glad for your turf glad hubby couldn't arrange to meet ex at a table next Brisvegas meetup cause then wild horses wouldn't have kept me away girl pmsl I'm off have orders for dinner too tonight one of my famous stews and guess what Tiger did he did the vegies for me before heading off to golf getting there with the training only took 33 yrs lol, bye for now Love Lara aka Starr Dixonshock

It's ok, Lyn, you can be a princess and have bling. I am a very magnanimous type of Queen. Candy, my friend. Nefer and his brothers are allowed one night off a week each. I find they don't need any more because they come back too tired. Perhaps it's all the pole dancing heee heee. T X

OK, now that is done...........new loin cloths will arrive next Monday. Have decided on chamois in a rich golden colour. It will contrast nicely with the black skin. Lara....got the email...pmsl. Where can I find a turkey??? We have dark, fluffy clouds on the 'rizon. No...don't panic...I'm not going to sing. Fingers X X we might get some rain this arvo. I've got such a wonderful lot of info to put on my tree programme so I'll toodle off for a while. ~~~~~ waves and <<<hugs>>>to everyone. Trifley X

Hi Pharaoh Queen Trifley of the Nile, Have I seen you in the Valley? Maybe your husband is related, will look on Ancstrey when i get time. How is Nefer, do you know where he gets to on his night off? Very popular with the girls at the club i can tell you. He could show you a good pole dance. I think he may be holding out on you. LOL

Well Lyn, your 2's & 3's entry caused some scratching of the head I can tell you :) lol better go and finish the hcough.....rk. ~~~~~~~~ Vonny

G'day Wafflers Hi Lyn....there is nothing plain about people who live in Oz. You should see some of us heee heee. Nice to see you. Lemon....how ya going? Nice to have a little Scots blood mixed in with us now & then. Lew Lew....I'm glad that rain dance I got Nefer to do for you worked. Do ya want some more? I din't mind watching him dance! Hi Candy ....you might be related to my hubby. He has rels called Leatherbreech.....oooo love the smell of leather. Trifley goes off to order new loin cloths for Nefer and his brothers.

Nothing plain about you Lyn, although you could do with a bit more bling, lol. Lew Lew (whose heavily into bling)

Hi Lems, Hi Lyn, Lem, is there a reason you are shouting?? (like caps lock?) lol ~~~~~~~~ Candy dear, There's a Naughty Corner where I'm sure you will be soooo comfortable. they even decorate in leather, or so I've been told. Vonny

Hi Lyn, Are you new, welcome. There is an interloper on at the moment so please just ignore her. We are a nice bunch of respectable ladies and don't put up with naughtiness. LOL The naughty girls get set to the naughty corner. Lew Lew, glad that you are getting some rain. When you have finished with it, please send it up here. Wonder who Candy is. Bye for now SuzyQ

~~~waves~~~ to Lyn. It's stopped raining now, but hopefully we'll get some more. Oooh no, she's back. Now everyone, don't forget the plan. *turns back on Candy* Getting any warmer in Scotland, Lems. Whereabouts you from? LL x

Ignore me if you want, just earned a cool 500 this lunch. How about you. Not much leather, micro skirt and bra. how else do you expect people to be able to buy at Sovereign Islands Not an Essex girl, 6 kids are Cambodian Refugees. See we are not all bad.

HI LYN WE CAN DO RAIN.....IN SCOTLAND WE ALWAYS BE ABLE TO SEND RAIN xx