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Good morning everyone :-) well it is here..................... just like to say one thing........... Rebs quiet????? ROFPMSL :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hi all Joodles thank you for the laugh it made me feel a lot better :-) Hope you dont mind but I cut and Pasted it, as I have a few friends who would like to know about Eddie PMSL, They obviously go for the Pies :-)) Rebs Havent checked the threads since this arvo, so I will have a look to see what the Bloody idiots have done :-) Anna can I blame you for this Virus I've got, maybe it was transferred between putas :-))) only Joking lol. Hope everyone else is well. Catch you later Sue

Ooooh Joody Babe. Open my scarf. please. I know it's pink, but I have no idea what shade. Is it really soft and fluffy??? Love the Eddy Maguire joke. Can I make a donation?. Did Burt delete? Hadn't noticed. And i didn't write down the membership no. But it was 15_____yada yada. Membership goes back to Oct? 2003, so quite an old one. I have a thought, but not sure. Well, they deleted me again. But not the whole thread this time, just the one post that was cut'n pasted from the original tourism thread. And they say no one reads the threads of particular people for the sake of finding something to nitpick???? Hmmmm!!

Whyyyyy Vonny - wottid I do or sayyyyy? pmsl Jood

Donna I love it: cuwl going to use it from now on and confuse people :) Shazz and Joodles, you both have way, way, way too much free time! cuwl Vonny

For those who weren't around when Bert popped in!! When post number 999 came up, someone calling themselves Bert Newton said 'post Number 999' When post number 1000 came up Bert said 'No. 1000 Congratulations Bert. Then he came on again just saying post number 1001. I saw his post about 1001 disapear - then the previous 2 posts disappeared. Whoever it was joined Genes in 2003 so we were trying to work out who was infiltrating our thread. But - the posts disappeared into the proverbial black hole. Cheers Anna PS Still waiting for news of my M.I.L.

Hi again - just a quickie A man on his way home from work, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, 'This traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.' He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, 'Constable, what's the hold up?' The constable replies, 'It's Eddie McGuire. He's just so depressed about his personal life - the thought of moving with Carla & Joseph to Sydney and the state of disruption amongst his beloved Magpies, Channel nine losing the football coverage, having to give up The Footy Show, Who wants to be a Millionaire, and his Triple M radio show, that he's stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house renovations at Point Piper and to bring his current house in Toorak up to scratch to put it on the market. We're taking up a collection for him.' 'Oh really? How much have you got so far?' 'About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning. Jood

Hi Wafflers I never did find out how Bert came into the equation – and how could he – without Patti & Lauren yuk – itsnt it time she retired (Patti) and him also - Makes me sick how he has all the family hanging on to his coat-tails grinning cheesy grins. I’m just waiting to see if Patti sings at the Logies, and Lauren swans around in a low cut dress with her longggggggg hair and a hat. Arent I a b***ch (no, don’t answer that) Laurie m’ deah! I was talking about Mudgee – methinks will give up the double bed and sleep on me own. The mob wanna know if that date 17th Sept I ok for you – and btw I sent a text msg to you last night asking you to ring Honey Rum before Saturday – did you get it????????/ Exhausted from reading so much stuff – gee you lot talk and talk and talk!!!! I’m off out shortly – so will catch up on the newer news later this evening. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Rebs - our scarves arrived this morning - mine is luverly - havent seen yours as it is still wrapped up. Jood

AAWW Do I really have to, I dont have any Baileys, Karlua, or any flakes left and it may get lonely by myself, I know maybe I can borrow Laras Tender, oh boy have you seen him, dribble dribble, have to go get tissue, bye Shaz

SHAZZ - take yourself to the Corner and don't come out until you're called!!!!!! Lew Lew

Old girlfriend I met up last Dec after 40yrs sent me this, so I thought I would add a little laugh Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Liam Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home' 'Tell him to drop dead!' says Murphy's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher. Another one The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.' Debra replied, 'Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t.' Ok Im going now Shaz

Aw Rebs, me thinks all these people have us Sharyns' all wrong , I am truly very quiet and I thought you were too, UNLESS SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND UPSETS US, he he no really must admit am a bit quiet but have a very short fuse so watch out if you get on the wrong side of me As one of my old bosses used to say Sharyn Sharyn oh dear you are the bane of my life, geez wonder what he meant by that haha Shaz

Yeah Right! Trust me 'quiet' aint in your dictionary, Miss Rebs!!! Lew Lew

Oh I'm boring. I'm a very quiet person mostly.

Oh I dont know about that Donna, me being missed a lot of people would disagree with you there, cranky old b**ch, moody b***er, but I must admit Ive never been called boring so that not so bad he he Shaz XX BTW anybody else from up there going to the Winter/Sun festival, Ive never been before so am going to cousins place up ther for a week, she lives in Carrara, somewhere on Gold Coast isnt it

Thanks Rebs but whatever is easier for majority Shaz

Donna, I'm at Redcliffe. Shazz, hadn't set a date yet. we were just throwing the 17th around. I picked it because it was before the shool hols.

Hey Guys Dont worry about changing venue date, too much trouble for everyone theres always another time, its just that I will be up there from the 3rd - 10th and flying back on Sund 11th so leave it at the 17th its so much easier for everyone else. Boo Hoo, I know you dont want me coming thats why you all want to leave it at that date, no seriously its best to leave at orignal date Cheers Shazz

How the bloody hell should I know??? waiting to hear if Shazz can do the 18th or if the entire weekend is a washout for her. Also waiting to hear from Laurie and if she will even be in the country.

Gawd spare us! Donna has been reading Rudees joke books.