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Have a go at this, my kids nearly wet them selves doing it..lol

Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all 'adult' ... my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, 'Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants' by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. From snotty bubblefanny..lol.(frostyboy)

squeezit girdlebiscuits !!!! pmsl Davex

Hello Jason Mine is loopy cooti face! Ill get kids to have a go when they come back from their grandmas, thanks, it should keep them occupied for an hour. x karen

Loopy Cootie Face Well just about sums me up!! lol Kaz :o)

I,m Chim Chim Applebrain

Hello Chuckle Bunny Your name has just made me chuckle! x karen

I must be 'Zippy Apple-brain'...lol... Anne :)))

Using my 'true' name ....... I am Chim Chim Girdlesniffer pmsl

Greetings from Poopsie Gerbilmouth Claire xx

Buttercup RhinoBuns, at your service

Hello from Loopy Wafflesniffer! Marie

well hubby is crusty applebrain I am Oprah applebrain (certain ring to it don't you think) if I use my maiden name am Oprah bubbletush

Good Afternoon all from Zippy Bubblebutt!!

Fluffy Bubblebrain - says it all really doesn't it? LOL

Hi Jason, from Zippy Lizardsquirt!!!!

Hello all from Crusty Girdlenose (nee Cootiechunks)

bootie gizzardtush!!! not sure about that one lol

bootie gizzardfanny thats with my maiden name, strange or wat?

Snotty Bubblelips signing in!! Had to use my maiden name as my married name only has 3 letters! Daisy