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Lateral Thinkers? another one?
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 19:32 |
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Question The Fox and Hounds was packed on Saturday night. An Australian man walked in and without uttering a word he shot the barman and the woman he was serving at the time. The man then left the bar casually and nobody tried to stop him. The police were never called and the incident was never written about in the newspapers. WHY? |
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Unknown | Report | 19 Mar 2006 19:34 |
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He 'shot' them with a camera |
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Daniel | Report | 19 Mar 2006 19:34 |
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*does mystical dance* It's an illuuussssion! |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:10 |
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You're just too good Mau :O) |
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Daniel | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:12 |
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Well, it was the first thing that came into my head :-) |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:34 |
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Camera was the correct answer. Want another one? Yesterday a man entered this pub with a dozen strong group,complete with internal organs,weapons and gardening tools. Who Were They?? |
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Jen ~ | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:39 |
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Mau............. weren't the village people turning up for a gig was it lol????? Lin |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:49 |
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Lin LOL LOL LOL Love it but no Mau x |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 20:59 |
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No sorry Lesley not Morris dancers Mau x |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 21:02 |
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Off to watch Planet Earth Answer later Mau x |
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Jen ~ | Report | 19 Mar 2006 21:54 |
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Mau............. wouldn't be a Diamond geezer with a pack of cards would it lolol?? Organs - hearts, weapons - clubs, gardening tools - spades.?? O.K..........I'm workin on it.................lol Lin |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:04 |
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Yes i'll give you that Lin The picture cards from a deck of cards Well done Mau :0) |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:05 |
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Want another? or are you tired! Mau ;0) |
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Jen ~ | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:06 |
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Ahem............polishes up nails on cardi............ No seriously.....can't take credit, DIL thought of that one, but she's just putting baba to bed.......so posted myself............. Lin |
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Rachel | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:07 |
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another if you have one please |
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Jen ~ | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:08 |
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Oh go on then.....I dare ya!!!!!! Lin |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:17 |
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Evil Eddie needed to bump off two of his gang who 'knew too much'. He invited them around to his house and presented them both with gin and tonic laced with poison. Frankie Sharpe, nervous and suspicious of Eddie's intentions,downed his gin and tonic in one,asked for another which he similarly bolted,before making his excuses and leaving. Pete 'The Knife' was not so paranoid and spent a pleasant evening lingering over his drink while he chatted to Eddie about the good old days. The next morning Pete was dead but Frankie was alive. Why did the poison have no efect on Frankie? |
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Jen ~ | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:25 |
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Because the poison was not in Frankies system long enough, if he was nervous, and could not wait to get away, he probably relieved his system of the poison..............before his friend who took his time to ingest more of the poison?????????????? Next chapter.................................lolol No?????????? Lin |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:30 |
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No right answers yet Mau x |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 19 Mar 2006 22:41 |
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No sorry Lesley Mau x |
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