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Hiya Ron! Good to see you! Bet no one ever accuses you of being 'A New Man' LOL Kim xx

Very funny and with a lot of truth. I think its good to read things from the other perspective (sometimes!!) I know I go wrong with the hinting thing. You only have to mention something to a girlfriend and they know what you mean but men!! I am learning to spell things out! As for the toilet lid and seat-I wouldn't mind so much about leaving it up if only it was flushed first!! Chris xx

Hi Harry Bet i get some replys later with this one lol

Completely and utterly sexist. Unfortunately it should be on the nostalgia thread. Good stuff. Happy days

Gwen Give him a beer you'll be fine.

I say what i want and still dont get it !!

Carol, Stellybabe and Dee Good to see you all Hope you like a good laugh lol I want to see what the guys say lmao

Now I know where I am going wrong, I have been dropping hints, not asking for what I want ;-))

Ron, Very funny lol And I agree with you Carol. xx

Man Rules Women must obey FOR FUN You often see rules from a woman’s point of view. So here it is from a man’s Point of view. Women look and learn. lol Men know them and use them. lol If a headache lasts 17 months something is wrong see a Doctor. Breasts are made for looking at it’s what we men do. Get use toy it. Don’t change it. Learn to work the Toilet seat. You’re a big girl now. If it’s up put it down. We need it up, you need is down. You. don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down... Shopping is not a sport and we will never think of it that way. Crying is blackmail. Don’t do it. It won’t work. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one. Subtle hints won’t work. Strong hints won’t work. Obvious hints won’t work. JUST SAY IT. Yes and No are perfectly good answers for most questions. It’s simple you can do it. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a Doctor at once. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in any argument and any comments made are null and void with in 7 days If you think you put on a few pounds you probably have. Don’t ask us and we won’t lie to you or hurt your feelings. If something we say can be taken two ways, and one way makes you feel sad or angry, We mean the other one. You can ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. But not both, If you already know the best way to do it then do I your self. When ever possible please say what you have to during the commercials Christopher Columbus did not need directions and nor do we. If it itches it will be scratched. We do that. If we ask what’s wrong and you say nothing. We will act like nothing is wrong. We know your lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wish to wear is fine. Please don’t ask us to choose. Don’t ask us what we are thinking unless, you wish to talk about sex, sport or cars. You have cloths You have too many shoes I am a shape Round is a shape Thank you for reading this. I know I have sleep on the sofa tonight. But do you know we don’t really mind that as it’s like camping. Let the men see this and give them a laugh. Let the women see this to give them an education

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