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Whats the Funniest Lie you've ever been told?
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Baby | Report | 4 May 2006 16:25 |
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and U believed? BB xx |
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PinkDiana | Report | 4 May 2006 16:25 |
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My husband saying 'til death do us part! Divorced nearly 8 months ago!! :O) xx |
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Trudes | Report | 4 May 2006 16:31 |
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'Matthew, don't put your fingers over the lens when you're taking a video.' 'I'm not mum!' |
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Daniel | Report | 4 May 2006 16:33 |
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'I can't come out with you's tonight. I'm buying new shoes' That was from an 18 year old lad on a Thursday evening. Not even late night shoping! :-) |
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Deb ( Steel City) | Report | 4 May 2006 16:33 |
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okay this is confession time. When I first met hubby, (now believe this or not) I was a very innocent young lady. Well when he told me he suffered from a rare Hawaiian disease I believed him. |
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JanJan78 | Report | 4 May 2006 16:34 |
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that was you daniel that told it wasn't it?? shoes really??? hahahahaha! |
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Kaz in a Tizz | Report | 4 May 2006 16:36 |
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My dad told me Haggis were little furry pig-like animals only found in Scotland !! I believed lol but was only little! Kaz :o) |
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Daniel | Report | 4 May 2006 16:37 |
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No it was not! *sulks dramatically off thread with mascara running* |
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McAlp | Report | 4 May 2006 16:39 |
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Came home from a evening out with Hubby The kids were at home one 14 one 9 to find a small round hole in thein lounge window. And being told a blackbird flew in to the window,upon closer inspection discovered glass was on the outside not inside. Turned out son was practising golf swing. It's your job to love them ai'nt it Ann |
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JanJan78 | Report | 4 May 2006 16:42 |
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I'm sorry daniel did i hurt your feeling by revealing your secret passion for shoes??? ROFLMHO |
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Paul | Report | 4 May 2006 16:51 |
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*doesn't get the hawaiian disease reference* I can't think of anything specific !! Maybe I just didn't suss that they were lies ? lol |
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Julia | Report | 4 May 2006 16:54 |
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What hawaiian disease? I wonder what it was he asked you to do to cure it :-)) ROFLMAO |
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Paul | Report | 4 May 2006 16:55 |
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Julia, thats exactly what I was thinking - great minds and all that... |
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Julia | Report | 4 May 2006 16:56 |
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or just minds that start and end in the gutter -) |
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Paul | Report | 4 May 2006 16:58 |
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guilty as charged I'm afraid lol |
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Julia | Report | 4 May 2006 17:00 |
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see I knew it LOL shes not answered though has she ? |
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Paul | Report | 4 May 2006 17:01 |
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no, perhaps its too rude and she's waiting till after the watershed lol |
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Deanna | Report | 4 May 2006 17:03 |
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When I was 16 and sister 14, I found her in my bedroom. Hands out in front fingers hanging down to dry her nails**** ' what are you doing in my bedroom?' 'nuttin' 'You've been at my nail varnish... have'nt yah?' ' I never touched you bloomin nail varnish' Hands and fingers still drying..... so I rubbed them clean... well dirty really. Deanna X |
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Daniel | Report | 4 May 2006 17:03 |
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I hope whatever it is is pure enough my innocent Catholic ears. |
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Paul | Report | 4 May 2006 17:04 |
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yeah right |
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