General Chat

Mi washa, it's gone on't blink, Atomaton na mooer. Mi clooers a pilin up an up, In gret eaps all oer't flooer. Mi usband ses then wash bi and, Is this some orful joek. Bit time av done wi this lot, Al av ans as ruff as coke. Use't telephone an ring yon chap, As mended it afooer. Wentose went wrong, An I ended up wi watter all ooer't flooer. Chap looked at it an shuck is ed, 'it's ad it i'm afeared. Tha'll av ter av a new un, That'll cost thi quite some bread'. A went an saw't bank manager, Ter gi me some advice. Can tha lend me two undred quid, Ee smiled at me quite nice.ter bi continued

My OH is been a rite mardy bum!!! Joanne in Yorkshire

By eck I'm reet guid... go on how many marks out of ten????......lol

lol *ay up* *ows tha doing*

*practises for her next Yorkshire Meet.....lol

It's geared up for new Doctors from further afield so they know what their patients are on about. Heres a few examples: Local Term ..................... Translated Term Ay up ....................... Hello Badly ................... ... Feeling ill Barnsley’s at home .....Menstruating Bird ........................... Female Champion................... Feeling very well Chuck up ................... Vomiting Fisog ..........................Face Feeling Jiggered ..........Lethargic Floo ............................V*gina Fluzie ..........................V*gina Front bottom .................V*gina Gipping .......................Vomiting Gob ..............................Mouth Gob oil ........................Mouth Goolies .....................Testicles Got me friend ..............I am menstruating Goz ............................Saliva Gullet ..........................Oesophagus Gut rot ........................Abdominal pain Gutter ..........................Goto Head in the toilet .........Vomiting Her indoors ................Wife/Partner It's mi snach...................(not saying until after 9pm lol) I’ve got a visitor .........I am menstruating I’ve got fishdocks .......I have an odiferous v*ginal discharge Manky .......................Infected Mardy .......................Whinging Maungy .....................Moaning person Popped his clogs ............Dead Sixpence .....................V*gina Slavering ....................Producing sputum Snoz ..........................Nose Sparrow ....................Pen*s Squitters ...................Diarrhoea Toot babby is roaring........The baby is crying Tootsies .......................Toes Trotters .................... Feet Well, it’s a noggling pain ..........An unspecific chronic pain Widgy .........................Pen*s and oh so much more ..... (I think we have a lower body fixation lol)

Check out this link and choose Glossary of Yorkshire Medical Terms. This has had me in tears. Nicky emailed it to me. Especially It's mi snatch. *wipes away tear* http://www(.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/reports/documents.asp?offset=20