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Why is Beer better than woman? Me screen aint big enough to list.....:>)) Tony Oz V.B..forever....:>)))

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Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie. 12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat. 13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. 14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds. 15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival. 16. A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I the first?'. 17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin. 18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin. 19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore. 20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once. 21. Cucumbers can handle rejection. 22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache. 23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is. 24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet. 25. Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent. 26. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry. 27. Afterwards, a cucumber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends. 28 A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator. 29. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber. 30. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow. 31. A cucumber won't give you a hickey. 32. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot. 33. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor. 34. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.

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men fighting back, watch the women pile in now.

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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMAN. You can enjoy beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. Beer is never late. Hangovers go away. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Beer labels come off without a fight. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. Beer never has a headache. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get a good head. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. A beer always goes down well. You can share a beer with your friends. Beer is always wet. Beer doesn't demand equality. You can have a beer in public. A beer doesn't care when you come. A frigid beer is a good beer ********************************** i left some out as they were not appropraite,on this site.