General Chat

No new ideas then boys.........this thread is soooooo old........

pmsl.... great thread!

I just love these sort of threads.........oorrrrrrwwwwww bless... Hayley

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Why is a man like a bottle of beer??? They are both empty from the neck up!!! LOL

Beer is liken to a man..... It smells and goes flat quickly LOL x

lol....we really luv's yas.......its just that.....well....... this is my window of opportunity.....:>)) while the Mrs.. isnt looking Tony Oz....:>)) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

We women do know what we want...................... We've just yet to find a man who's can ;-ppp

Tony, thats brill, pmsl :-))) Roy

But Tony im the one that always says sorry,because OH memorie span is about half an hour on a good day,,very good day

Q:What is a Husband? A: A husband is what's left of a man after the nerve has been removed. Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. Tony Oz......(burp )

They dont even know themselves Fred.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?' - Sigmund Freud

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor. Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'.

Well really Frederick.. I knew one of you would have to poke that one in eventually.

Differences between Men and Women 1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Woman somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

CUCUMBER BEER ! BEFORE OR AFTER ! pmsl

Fred cucumber beer,,,,,,,,,,well ,,,,,,,no that would get deleted

I worry 'bout you sometimes Fred.

Oh, we must have our little jokes, mustn't we lads....