General Chat

Thank you for all the purrsitive thoughts you sent me this morning..... all you felines should know that if you get put in that box and then in the car, you are not going to enjoy it!! I am home now!! I am refusing to talk to that pink woman, even if she has bought me a pretty new collar (not a pink one either) and got all my favorite foods in!! She lied to me and said I'd feel better once my hair was cut.... which I might have done, but please note she said CUT not SHAVED OFF!! off to play in the garden now whilst avoiding all other cats cos they will laugh like that Pink woman did!! xx

Hi, pink cat, be careful out in that sunshine, mind you dont get sunburned! bear this in mind - shaving is undignified, waxing is excrutiating!! bobbin x

Oh Cliquot - the shame of it! You really don't look that bad, honest - we can hardly tell at all... *dissolves into feline giggles* No honestly, we think you look great! Laurel & Hardy xxx

Oh bless you Clicquot ............ what a wicked mummy pmsl

Bobbin If she comes near me with a tub of wax I'll do her!! I'm not allowed in the direct sun apparently..... like I know what that is...... and she had to put this gooey stuff on me if I do wanna be out all day, but that's not my worry..... How's a girl supposed to hold her head high with a shaved bottom? Clic

It will soon grow back.. love from Felix, Korky and Sambo..

Jilly - don't swear darlink.... we have staff that come round and look after me if she is away!! ;oP

Hey there Cliquot, Are you busy this weekend? Fancy coming out for a sparrow or two with a couple of handsome young cats like us? L&H xxx

L&H can I raincheck for a few weeks as I would so like to look more dignified before i start doing lunch!! xx

Oi, pencil sharpener bum , sorry cliquot. At least your hair cut is all over - my mum chases me round the garden with one of those mens hair clipper thinggies, if she gets any nearer than a number two near my 'bits' i bite!

that's the thing bobbin its not all over and I look like i have sparrow legs holding up a furr ball!! They shaved all four legs, my tummy and chest and my bottom!! they obviously didn't get told that I have a snooty cat image to maintain!! Now I just look plain daft!! mind you my teeth are nice and shiney and smooth now so its not all bad..... I can bite her properly now!! ;o) xx

Glad that she is home Elaine ;-)))

Clicquot - you really really need to have a serious word with your hairdresser !!!!!!!

If you think I am talking to you Anne you are sorely mistaken..... that pink woman is only trying to take pictures of me now with the camera that YOU helped her get!! *saunters off showing you my bottom*

prrrrrrrrrrrr! hey hot stuff, where you going? Wanna join me in a saucer of milk and a fish or two? Please say yes Clicquot my sweet. Short fur is sooooo much cooler in this heat than long my love and how s*xy you look in that fur-do! Silver the Siamese

Dear Cliquot, dont worry, short fur is in this season, ....... Love from Tilly..xx

*I'm hiding under the bed at the moment as very sleepy due to that setic stuff they gave me but I will be back!*

Well we think you look purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Mynx, Coco, Taz and Salem xxxxxx

Hi Clicquot. You are a very special cat! You can type and everything! LOL

Dahlink Mags..... I do no such thing..... I don't do the menial tasks..... I just dictate what i need to say to the pink staff member and she translates!! Purrrleeze remember that in future!! ;o)