General Chat

Found it / them - not about a tortoise at all. Here we go then. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? To hide upside down in bowls of custard Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard? Then it must work -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper? Tell them there's custard in there -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge? Yellow footprints in the egg tray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

Thanks Jess x It's in-built. I worry about everything.

Lucia- worry from now until 'forever' it wont actually change anything! You did your best -and that is all you can do what good does worrying do? jess x

sorry Nanna..can't help it..lol

Go jogging, bungy jumping, rock climbing, put on some load music and dance, watch sky/digital and immerse youself in a film, try crochet or knitting, jigsaw puzzle, crossword, yoga, bake a cake (to celebrate!), clean your room, paint a picture,or sit in the garden, relax, sunbathe (plenty of cream) and STOP worrying! Nanna-M :))

ah you two made me laugh...thanks :-)

There's the one about the elephant and the tortoise .... oh I can't remember it now! ... :-) Anyway, I send you a BIG smile ... :-) Joy

:-( got any good jokes?