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sorry am married

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: 'For Women Only'. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside.' So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: 'All the men on this floor are short and plain.' The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: 'All the men here are short and handsome.' Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: 'All the men here are tall and plain.' They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: 'All the men here are tall and handsome.' The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.' Tony Oz...:>))) *Grin*

Yup *smug grin* Gwynne

Just thinking Julie, didn't I send you that Greek guy? he was ok + he knew your name yvette x

maybe,would u

If you find one ... would you share ? ... :-)

Exactly Bryan pmsl

No.

very good Bryan,you'll go far with that attitude

my ex is asian, her mother taught her how to please a man, and she taught me how to please a woman.... she said ' i do, what i please, and you do what i please ' bryan. :o)

Selina pmsl I'll let you know when I'm sober lolol

There are so many things that may make a woman happy. And no man can ever expect to hit centre with his first arrow. You must open your heart a little more My Lady............ for only then can you expect your dreams to bloom in all their glory.

Hi Yvette Yes, I am in Scotland lol but I'm waiting for Jilly to introduce me lolol

do u think u will find any on here????? take your glasses off .lol, only joking.what would u like him to look like

* joins queue * must be under 40, with blue eyes !! Maz. XX

Bryan pmsl :-) Selina ok a man who knows how a woman's body works lolol and what pleases it pmsl ;-)

Hi Julie, aren't you in Scotland? or on holidays somewhere Couldn't you find a strapping young single bloke up there? love Yvette

and??????

julie, you need a nice man, with kind eyes, who will tickle your fancy :o) bryan.

Selina pmsl High, very high lolol. I want a man who knows what he's doing lolol